Kaitou Joker Random Scenarios

RANDOM 4

Joker : *bangs arm against table*

Joker : Ow, my armkle.

Hachi : Your what?

Queen : His wrist.

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Dump : What's your ideal type?

Spade : Strong and tough.

Dump : Once I killed ten mosquitoes-

Spade : But I like people who are sensitive more.

Dump : -and after killing them, I cried for an hour.

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Hachi : The opposite of ghostbusters is ghostmakers where you can make ghosts!

Dark Eye : *whispers something in Hachi's ear*

Hachi : I have been informed that this is called killing people. Therefore, the correct term is murderers.

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Shadow : Ow- I cut my finger.

Joker : Let me kiss it to make it feel better!

Shadow : How does that help?

Joker : Whenever I got hurt, my mom would kiss my wounds to make it better. It always works!

Later

Shadow : Rose, I have a favor. I need you to punch my lips really really hard-

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Dump : What do you wanna do tonight?

Spade : World domination.

Dump : Aren't you a bit too ambitious?

Spade : You're my world.

Dump : Aw- *heart attack*

Dump: Wait what.

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Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where everything is narrated

Queen in a narrator voice : Shadow was thinking about Joker's tiddies.

Joker : *looks at Shadow with a raised eyebrow*

Shadow : NO I WASN'T I SWEAR.

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Spade : I had a boyfriend once. Sometimes I still hear his voice.

Dump : We literally got married 6 hours ago. Stop telling people this bullshit.

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Queen : Words that end with 'ie' are cute. Cookie, sweetie, cutie-

Shadow : Die.

Queen : Okay not that one.

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Shaker in fanfics

Joker: C-can I.. *blush* *blush*

Shadow : Can you what? *smirks*

Joker : K-kiss... *blushes deeply*

Shaker in real life

Joker : sHADOW EAT THIS CHOCOLATE IN MY MOUTH.

Shadow : *panicking* wHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT-

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Joker : There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?