Kaitou Joker Random Scenarios

RANDOM 3

Rose : What does BDSM mean?

Shadow : Being Dead Sounds Magnificent.

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Joker : Can we get a birthday cake?

Shadow : It's not your birthday.

Joker : The cake doesn't know that.

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Joker : Z is just N sideways.

Spade : It's 3am, please stop.

Joker : Zo.

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Rose : *sending Queen a picture of herself in an empty row of seats* Look at all these people who want to date you!

Queen : You're the only one in the picture-

Rose : Did I fucking stutter?

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Dump : I'm such a piece of trash.

Spade : And as an enviromentalist, it is my duty to take out the trash. How does 7pm sound?

Joker : This smooth motherfucker-

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High school AU

Shadow : *sits down beside Joker at the academy* Hey.

Joker : Hey.

Shadow : So.. you come here often?

Joker : Uh.. only when i need to work?

Shadow : Same. We're compatible.

At the other side of the room

Queen : Oof damn.

Spade : That was smooth.

Silver H : Well played.

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Joker : All in all, a 100% successful heist.

Hachi : WE LOST HOSSHI.

Joker : All in all, a 100% successful heist.

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Joker : Hey Shadow, what's your type?

Shadow : Cute, silver hair, oblivious, big blue eyes, loves curry..

Joker : Wow, that almost sounds like me! If i was a girl, i mean.

Shadow : The more oblivious, the better.

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Spade : D, feel my shirt.

Dump : What's wrong with it Spade?

Spade : Nothing, it's just made of-

Dump : Spade don't you finish tha-

Spade : Boyfriend material.

Dump : Why are we married.

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Shadow : I'll speak French between your legs.

Queen : That's the hottest thing I've ever been told.

Joker : I'm just picturing someone saying "BONJOUR!" at a penis.

Spade : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS.

Dump : TITTY CROISSANTS-

Viridian : Literally none of you should be having sex. Ever.

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At school

Random guy : *sits*

Rose : *scoots away*

Random guy : Hey, i dont bite. *smirks*

Shadow and Queen : *appears and slams hand on table* I fucking do.

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Shadow : Yeah we're family but I would definitely fuck you if you asked.

Joker :What.

Shadow : What.

Queen : *eating strawberries* He said he would fuck you if you asked.

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Shadow : *working out*

Hachi :Mr. Joker, what are you doing?

Joker : *sitting on a bench, lemonade in hand, shades on and staring at Shadow* Watching porn.

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Shadow : When i was little, I've been told i would be on top of the world. Now it just narrowed down to me being on top of Joker.

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Queen : What's up with Joker? He's been lying on the ground for 15 minutes.

Spade : He's just overwhelmed.

Queen :Why?

Spade : Shadow giggled.

Ali : *on the ground* sOMEONE COME AND RESURRECT MY GAY ASS.

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Joker : *hugs Shadow*

Shadow : I did not ask for this, these are unauthorized snuggles.

Joker : *moves away*

Shadow : Did I fucking say stop?

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Shadow : I can't believe we're locked in a room together.

Joker : *throwing a key out the window* truly unfortunate.

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Shadow : Don't be ridiculous, I'm not in love with Joker.

Professor Clover : *ducks* Damn, your bullshit almost hit me.

Shadow :Did you just d u c k ?

Have a bunch bc the next update might be next year or 7 months later.

Also credits to my friends for finding these.