𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫/ 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬

─𝐌𝐫. 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲

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12:15

Hello honey!

You're texting the wrong number.

Are you positive?

No, I'm a optimist.

But aren't those
the ones that
are positive?
Because I'm!

You're still
texting a
stranger.

Oh, I know I'm.

Haven't your parents
thought you
about texting stranger
or something like that?

How do you know
that
I'm not a orphan?

Shot,
But i don't think
you are.

How do you
think I'm tho?

I don't know.
Some crazy person
that is i don't know.
Crazy maybe?

You're the madman
that is texting a underaged
lady online!

You started this!
Did you parents
Taught you that
you should not talk
to strangers
online or not?

Why is that so important?
But if you want know so; yes.
But this is not online.
You can text people
with out Wife or 4G.

Smart ass. I like you.

Thank you , i think.

Need too go. Pepper is calling or more yelling my name. (Because I may have forgotten to sleep for a day or two. ) So that means only one thing. I need to hide.

Have a
great
night,
day,
evening,
morning
or afternoon
wherever you are,
whoever you are! <3

You're as cheesy as my cheeseburger.
Send 12:30.

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15:47

I'm booooooreddd.

You're texting
a underaged lady
again,
Mr.Honey.

Mr.Honey!
How I'm Mr. Honey?
Did you just assumed
my gender!?
*Gasp in shock*

Sorry,
But if I can be a
little rude. So I'm
guessing you're he/him pronounce?

Yes, I'm. But my
wonderful
gorgeous wife is she/her.

Wonderful, you're married!

I know, I was there when it happened.

But why don't
scientists trust anything?

I don't know, Mr. Honey.

Because atoms makes up everything.

Funny, very funny, Mr. Honey.

Is that sarcasm I sense?