Crap I wrote

Intro + The Problem With Shipping Brothers

Nightmare: I'm not sure whether I should be flattered or scared that I'm one of the important people.

???: Definitely scared.

???: I agree with Error

(Using context clues, Ink assumes the last unknown number was Cross.)

Dream: Blue would you please explain why you texted all of us at once?

Blue: Glady~

Error: Oh god this can't be good

Blue: It is, I promise ;)

Nightmare: Please never do that again

Cross: You shouldn't have said anything

Blue: ;)

Cross: SEE

Blue: All joking aside, I have something I'd like to share with you all.

Blue: You are all probably familiar with how I like to give everyone in JR a visit.

Ink: AKA breaking in

Dream: You stole something, didn't you?

Blue: Nothing of real value

Blue: Well, Ink might want his sketchbook back but I don't think anyone else cares.

Ink: Uh

Ink: EXCUSE ME

Ink: WHEN WAS THIS

(Ink searched his room and found that, indeed, he was missing one. But not just any sketchbook.)

Ink: Oh hell no

Blue: Oh yes ;)

Nightmare: STOP

Nightmare: STOP DOING THAT

Dream: I'm curious now.

Ink: Don't even think about it

Blue: It's funny how you think you can stop me.

Ink: Don't you dare

Error: Do what?

Cross: Oooh secrets?

Cross: I like secrets!

Ink: SHUT UP

Dream: Ink, what's in that sketchbook that's making you so upset?

Dream: I can sense it from my office.

Nightmare: Okay, fine, I want to know now.

Blue: Well, you heard them Ink.

Ink: No

Blue: But you know what they say...

Ink: Don't

Blue: Curiosity killed the cat~

Ink: BLUE

{Ship art of DS Dream x Nightmare}

(There is a pause in which Ink considers his options on how to escape Dream's wrath)

Cross: Uh

Error: Well Nightmare is dying here on the floor

Cross: He would like to send his anger to the artist

Error: It sounds like he's trying to say "What the actual f***" and "I'm going to f***ing murder you," but he's currently choking on his taco so we can't be certain.

Dream: Ink

Dream: Explain

Ink: No thanks

Ink: I'm good

Ink: I think I'm going to go jump into the void now.

Error: Nightmare's alive

Nightmare: WTF

Nightmare: INK WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

(Nightmare continued to spam angry messages, a few repeating that he and Dream were brothers.)

Error: Nightmare

Nightmare: WHAT

Error: Look to your left

(Short pause.)

Cross: ERROR I TRUSTED YOU

Nightmare: BOB CROSS GET YOUR MONOCHROME ASS BACK HERE

Cross: NOOTMARE DON'T KILL ME PLZ

Blue: This was a great idea.

Dream: I'm getting a warrant for your death.

Dream: As soon as I have a little chat with Ink

Ink: Can I have that job

Ink: Oh

Ink: Nvm

Error: Lol

Ink: stfu glitchy

Cross: I have one question

Ink: Save it

Cross: Lmao no

Cross: I managed to hide from Nightmare btw

Cross: Is anybody else wondering why Blue decided to show us this?

Blue: Oops, I almost forgot.

(Pause. Ink felt a bead of sweat make its way down his skull.)

Dream: ...Ink.

Ink: I would like to remind you that he stole my personal property

Blue: To be perfectly fair, Ink was a victim as well.

Cross: As well?

Error: And you say you've never personally victimized any of us

Blue: Ahem.

Blue: Dream. Nightmare.

Blue: I wonder what would happen if this picture made its way out into public view?

Nightmare: I hate blackmail

Error: It's a black spot-

Cross: Jack we're not pirates

Error: CROSS

Cross: That's Bob Cross to you

Nightmare: Guys please

Nightmare: This is a serious problem

Dream: For once I agree with you.

Nightmare: What do you mean, for once?

Blue: I'll just, ah, private message you two with the details.

(The sound of his door opening made Ink freeze in his journey to hiding under his bed. He turned.)

"Ink." Dream's voice was dangerously calm. "I believe we need to have a little talk."

{Dream angrily staring down at Ink, who is regretting his life choices}

From that day forward, both artists were scarred for life.