A/N: I seem to write a lot of short stories, so let's make a book of them. I take requests too, just nothing too complicated cuz I'm prone to writing long stuff. Also I'm hoping to get pictures for this so :)
(Across the multiverse, three phones buzzed in their owners' pockets. Ink, sitting by a waterfall in Waterfall, took his out.)
Blue: Hi everyone!
???: Who the hell is this's
Dream: Um, Blue? Who all is here?
???: The Star Sanses, Nightmare, and me.
Nightmare: Dust what the hell
Ink: What's going on?
Dust: And the culprit arrives!
Dream: Culprit?
Blue: Ink we have questions.
(Ink was very confused.)
Ink: Um... okay...?
Nightmare: Dust how did you get the Star Sanses numbers and why tf did you add me?
Dream: Blue, are you...
Blue: Yes
Ink: WAIT REALLY?!?
Dust: Don't get any ideas buddy
Ink: Wut
Nightmare: Wtf are you talking about
Blue: So uh...
Blue: Dust and I may have gone through one of your sketchbooks, Ink.
(Realization dawned on the artist.)
Dream: Blue!
Dream: That's his personal property!
Ink: Please tell me you didn't
Dust: Oh, u know which one we're talking about?
Blue: So then can you please explain this?
{Picture of Dream x Nightmare}
(There is a pause.)
Nightmare: WTF
Dream: INK WHAT THE HELL
(Ink was too busy writing his will to respond.)
Blue: Dream I'm like two AUs over and I can here you screeching from here.
Dream: DO YOU BLAME ME
Nightmare: Ink, you should've told me you wanted an early grave.
Blue: Nightmare please don't kill Ink.
Dust: Yeah, Error already staked a claim on Ink's life.
???: I did.
Error: This is why I hack people's phones.
Error: When's the wedding?
Dream: OMG STOP
Nightmare: I'm going to kill all of you.
YOU ARE READING
Crap I wrote
Short StoryI mostly do Undertale and it's AUs but I do other stuff to. Also its mostly little shorts but also some head cannon lists that I got excited about when I was writing them and y e a h possibly other stuff too
