Nico
Aaagggghhhhhh...
I'm so mad right now
What's the best way to get rid of a body
Ax
As long as there's no evidence there is no need to get rid of the body
Just make it look like a suicide
Drown the person with an oxygen mask and tank filled with water
No bruises, no fingerprints, no hassle
Nico
I'm not sure if I should be impressed or afraid
Ax
Fine you want to do it the hard way
Burn the body I'm acid
Or chop it up and feed the parts to pigs
They will eat everything and leave no trace of a human body
Believe me I have seen this
Nico
Are you a serial killer?
Ax
Maybe
Maybe not
Wouldn't you like to know
Nico
On second thought forget I asked
Ax
So tell me who you plan on murdering
Nico
My dad
I am so mad right now
Ax
Oh
What did the old man do?
Nico
Apparently I can't break up with my boyfriend or should I say fiance
Ax
Fiance?
That's disappointing
There goes my chance to get into your pants
Nico
Not the time to joke around Ax
Its not my choice
Its an arranged marriage
But in the beginning they said if it didn't work out between us in a year we could break the arrangement
Now he is telling me whether I like it or not I'm marrying the bastard
I was like WHAT THE FXCK
Ax
Whoa
Nico
Its crazy right
Ax
Yeah
But I'm more shocked you can swear like that
I have always imagined you as an innocent puppy
Nico
Can you be serious for a minute?
Ax
I can be serious
But not with you
Nico
You should know I'm far from innocent
Ax
I will have to find that out on my own
Seeing is believing
;)
Nico
And how do you plan to do that?
Ax
By getting in between those juicy thighs of yours
Nicholas shook his head sideways. It was just an assumption about his thighs. Right. There is no way Axel has actually seen him. Right.
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What do you think?
