Rankings:
2 in #adamyoung on 10/15/2019
6 in #anthonyjcrowley on 9/30/2019
9 in #beelzebub on 10/31/2019
40 in #goodomens on 9/30/2019
Incorrect quotes inspired by Good Omens! Every quote is something someone said that I know personally unless other...
Crowley: *Tries to delete a photo on Aziraphale's phone* *Ends up watching Markiplier on YouTube*
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((More texts, yay!))
Aziraphale: I was so scared for a minute... I saw this notification not knowing it was for a game and was very scared because one, how the frick would my phone know that, and two, WHAT???
Rất tiếc! Hình ảnh này không tuân theo hướng dẫn nội dung. Để tiếp tục đăng tải, vui lòng xóa hoặc tải lên một hình ảnh khác.
Crowley: Wow, I think someone's in your attic.It's like those Duolingo bird memes. Did you skip some of your Polish lessons, Aziraphale?
Adam: Truly. You know what happens now.
Newton: Aziraphale, it was great knowing you. You're such a great person. Just tell the Duolingo bird to leave and you'll probably be fine.
Aziraphale: I skipped many because I was busy... Oh no...
Crowley: We will miss you. I'm so sorry, Aziraphale.
Newton: Oh, Aziraphale. Such a sad mistake.
Crowley: Aziraphale, if you die, can I have your Good Omens keychain? ((Sorry we're breaking the fourth wall here XD)) I'm just kidding. It'll be buried along with your body.
Newton: That's spooky. I'll be skiing, so you know, farewell.
Crowley: Jeez, skiing during Aziraphale's funeral. That's cold.
Shadwell: Hahahahahaha COLE! Cold** GET IT HAAAAAA!
Rất tiếc! Hình ảnh này không tuân theo hướng dẫn nội dung. Để tiếp tục đăng tải, vui lòng xóa hoặc tải lên một hình ảnh khác.
Crowley: Hah. Aziraphale, just remember, the head is the most vulnerable part of the body. I think that works with birds, too.
Shadwell: When you kill a snake, you don't go for the butt. You go for the head.
Crowley: *A bit intimidated* That's... a sound theory. Which is why it must never leave this room!
Aziraphale: The Aziraphale you know and love is gone. You shall refer to me as Duo.
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Aziraphale: *Is eating food* *Drops a single pea onto the floor*
Crowley: *Looks at Aziraphale* *Looks at the pea* *Looks at Aziraphale* *Looks at the pea* *Looks at Aziraphale* Don't pee on the floor!
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((In this, Ineffable Husbands is a thing because otherwise it's just weird.))
