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Alternate Plot to Shrek

Shrek and his travelling companion, Donkey, were out looking for Princess Fiona for Lord Farquad. For some reason they had stumbled upon an abbey. Now they were in this situation. The bibulous abbess had started to admonish them as soon as they walked into the area. This shocked the green ogre. A nun drinking is surely an aberration. Don't they usually abstain from alcohol? Suddenly another nun came up behind Shrek and Donkey and vibe checked them. Bonk! Shrek woke in a cell with an unfamiliar man. The ogre went over to him and roused him. "I have deduced that you must be the bailiff. I would like to know where my stupid animal is." "Shrek?" exclaimed the tantalizingly handsome man "It's me! Donkey! I'm not stupid! You're being absurd." Shrek stared in shock and arousal. His hate for donkey was suddenly dwindling. God, he made a sumptuous man. With skin like the lune and eyes that made the ogre remember his love for dendrology. "D-Donkey?" he stuttered "Is that really you?" "Yes you absolute dumbfuck," replied Donkey. In a moment of passion Shrek rapaciously grabbed the now human Donkey and kissed him. The green beast expected the gorgeous man to pull away and call him a lunatic. Surprisingly he leaned in and deepened the kiss. Shrek decided that staying in the abbey prison with Donkey was preponderate to going to find Princess Fiona. Lord Farquad would see it as contemptuous and deplore him, but Shrek never planned on seeing him again. Shrek and Donkey stayed in that cell for the rest of their lives doing very gay things until Donkey eventually died and Shrek ate him for food. The end.

umm i wrote this for a vocabulary quiz in english class today and i thought people might wanna read so uhh enjoy shitty writing with a bunch of wacky words that i had to google to know the definitions of teehee