--in heaven---
God: okay another boring day of seeking my successor *sigh*...okay let's see that young man
God said as his eye's laid on (Y/N) right in the middle of playing a videogame
God: let's see...hmm (Y/N) he? a nice name i must say okay now to see his soul
*pffff*
god spit out his coffee as he saw the most surprising thing he has ever saw in his eternal life! he looked in amazement at the brightness of your soul it was so beautiful that if it were compared to his soul it would look like garbage and he was a GOD!
God: eeehhh...ah! no times for distraction's! he is perfect! i must send him here!!! no wait! i cant just kill him! wait...can i?
he then looked at you and saw the most sad thing that he could saw...you had no family no ambitions and was just waiting for your life to end but had the hope that it would happened only after finishing the TV show's you were a fan of
God: i totally can kill him
and as he said he done it by giving you a heart attack
(Y/N): wh-what? where am i?
God: hello my child! you are in heaven! and before you ask yes i am God! you are probably wondering why you are here well-
(y/n): OH ALMIGHTY AND MERCIFUL GOD PLEASE DONT SEND ME TO HELL IM SORRY FOR BEING AN ATHEIST I SWEAR I WAS A GOOD MAN!!!
God: what? no! wait i brought you here to-
(y/n): I DID MANY GOOD THING'S LIKE HELPING OLD PEOPLE TO PASS THE STREET AND I NEVER MASTURBATE ON SUNDAY! (aka the day you are supposed to go to church)
God: well that's good especially the last one but i called you here for-
(y/n): I KNOW I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE BUT I DID THE SMALL THINGS HELPING A LOT OF PEOPLE!
God: oh for f*ck sake...BOY! i will make this quick i want to quit this job and give you my power's! so here take it *gives you his power's* okay you control all in creation now have fun i will go to Hawaii and get frisky with the ladies if you know what i mean *wink* HAHAHAHA!!! *teleport's out of heaven*
(y/n): ...wait what?
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a literal god in RWBY and other anime's & novel's (M!reader)
Fanfictionso there is this guy who is has such a good guy syndrome that God decides to give his his power's and go on a vacation leaving him to do whatever the f*ck's he want. so he goes to RWBY world kill salem and her follower's (except a few) takes her kin...
