MJ
You 2 should kiss obnoxiously loud and get kicked out. It'll be funI'd rather not be kicked out. Thanks for the suggestion though
Ok, Liz, but it's a date. There's a differenceMJ
Shove food in his face. That's loveHow would you know
MJ
I observeLiz
And that's my cue to leave!
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╚ Bold- ned ╝Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Parker picked
If Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Parker picked?Dude
It got you to look at your phone, so it worked
Anyways, how was your date😏It was good if you disregard the part where I almost died from choking on popcorn
Imagine that, the famous Spider-Man dies from popcorn inhalation
Yeah, no kidding
(Y/n) shoved a shit ton into my face and whispered "love" into my ear
It kinda freaked me out and almost killed me, but it was sweet I guessBut you didn't die so yeah it's love
What are you? A love expert
I'm actually a couples therapist but go off I guess
Since when
Since you and (y/n) first met
You guys are my easiest clients. The perfect pairOk, not weird at all
Ok but pear me out
I want to hate you but I can't get over the fact you made that just to make a pun
So when's your next date
WAIT HOW DID I FORGET DID YOU GUYS KISSNo
Lame. Please tell me you at least hugged or held hands
I signed a NDA so I legally can't answer that. Sorry not sorry
I'm just gonna take that as a yes then
Before you know it I'll be at your wedding saying my best man speech about how stupid you 2 areI'm blocking you
That just gives me more time to write the speech!!
In your dreams
In your dreams, Peter. In your dreams
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