Two teenagers, not alike in dignity cos one is on actual drugs, in fair england where we lay our scene. From ancient different friend groups where civil croissants hit civil heads in the canteen. From fatal biology lessons of these two pals, a pair of star crossed bros chatting sugar (pg) about their foes
Ok Caitlin does that prove I'm smart... moving on.
It was a rainy day, not unlike the previous, and the previous before that and well- every day in the sugarhole (pg) that is northern England. Yet we have educating Yorkshire and also lots of pie and good tv shows cos the south aren't funny just posh... don't hit me.
Anyway, yes it was a rainy day. Or was it? I can't remember it was like 3 hours ago and it's quite dry now. Ok it was a grey day, that I can say for sure, when cat and shat were perched on the rickety wooden science stools learning about sex cells or something with the word sex in it.
"I'm going to marry rich" I said, as a joke because obviously I'm not horrible and I also hate everyone so I'm not going to marry them.
"You should marry WillNe." Cat sighed, doing her work which I was supposed to be doing.
"He's rich?" My attention was immediately caught off because she was the one who started the YouTube conversation and it's not my fault I have a small attention span.
"YouTubers can do pretty well for themselves now." Cat nodded to herself "I suspect he makes quite a bit." But she didn't say it in a posh way I'm just writing it like that cos this is a novella. (Thanks Mrs Germy i know what a novella is now)
"Well I've decided then, I'm gonna be a YouTubers."
Without thinking cat quickly fired off "that would be quite hard you've got to make people like you first"
"WHAT THE FRICK "I spoke, that's not very nice I said in my head but not outloud as to not act like an actual 2 year old with snot running down his/her/their nose. Idk why I'm his her and their but in this story I don't have a gender ur gonna have to deal with it CAITLIN THIS IS FOR DELETING UR BTS BOOK.
I don't know who bts are but I wanted to read it ANYWAY.
Anyway Mrs Watson came past (like Watson of Sherlock Holmes husbadn?? I think. That's what it says on le internet but I read a book in primary school. SHERLOCK = HOMOSEXUALE?"
I said "Mrs Caitlin just said I am not likeable" and she laughed and walked away so I was like :0
Oh u know who else is apparently gay, dumbledoor. Tf jk Rowling why don't u just make him a ctually gay instead of typing away on shite twitter. At least write it in a scottish accent so we can repost it on Instagram on scottish meme pages... jeez.
Like he can't even be gay cos he has a massive beard and u can be gay if u look like that guy from lord of the rings who has a big stick cos no boy will kiss ur spagetti catching ass heard smh
Ok then she said something in a scottish accent cos I think she thinks I'm properly scottish cos of my convo with jonny boy but I'm only a bit scottish like I'm a vegetarian so...
Ok Caitlin said this rude thing and I was like
Omg and she was like I didn't mean it
Oh u didn't mean it? Why did u write ur username on my hand and delete ur bts book then?
Ok the End enjoy.
Special thanks to: Caitlin for being in this story,
Ian for nearly being in the story for 2 seconds for standing next to Caitlin at the start and I also call u Lain cos idk
LE FINI
