siblings!

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this is for anyone who needs help on writing siblings for whatever reason! <3

disclaimer: my family is pretty weird so yeah


if they all still ride in the same car then whoever gets to the car first locks the rest out (unlocking it occasionally to tease them but only when they're sure the other(s) won't get to the door fast enough)

we don't identify each other by "little/big sis/bro" we most commonly use names that would be offensive from anyone else (unless you're like me). for example: loser, bitch, hoe, ass hole/hat, dumbass, etc (during the PewDiePie vs T-Series war my brother called me T-Series)

i don't know about other families but the only time we actually say the word "hi/hello/hey/etc" to each other is when a nickname is right after. me and my little sister have a weird handshake we do, my big sister will try to shove me into the nearest (safe) object (and i'll shove her back, i'll slap the back of my other little sister's head (and she'll try to get mine), and with my brother we say hi in a lot of different ways but our most common one is he'll look me in the eyes and do the clapping from bitch lasagna then i'll screech the lyrics.

we often joke about not liking each other but we have to love each other but we do genuinely care about each other (if you know any of my siblings somehow and tell them then i'll deny everything and trap you under ice)

i'm shorter than my little sister and my littlest sister (10 years old) is almost as tall as me so every one (including me) makes a lot of short jokes about me. (i also wear glasses so a lot of jokes about me being blind)

we have weird threats toward each other, i have weird threats toward every one but they only have weird threats toward siblings. 


i have more facts if you need/want them! i hope this little bit helped y'all, have a good day/night!

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