The MJ Shade Room

Ep 7: Bad Era Hoe

Well, I guess I'ma just cut right down to the chase, huh? This next story is about a woman Mike obviously met, single parent, and he possibly smashed sis cheeks all night long. Nigga was getting his freak on frfr. Chile, I cunnot with this man anymore and it's only episode 7. Here it goes...

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The Back Story:

Well he told Randy during this time he was just sick and tired of it. He had been a good boy all this time and a JW only to not have a wife or someone he could be with.

He was tired the on and off relationship he had with that ex girlfriend. He said "I'm just going to do what feels good and not think about it, like I'm hot, she's hot lets play"

And buying Neverland had a lot to do with it too.

I know he would have his bodyguards bring girls up to his hotel who he thought were cute, to watch movies and show off his monkey or snake. He would flirt with these girls and maybe kiss one or too of them.

I know his Manager Frank hated this and Bill bray became concerned in Belgium. Michael met this fan at a meet and greet and thought she had the prettiest eyes and nicest legs he had ever seen but spoke little English (this is what he told Randy) The bodyguards took her back to the hotel in one of the cars and Michael said they held each other all night. She was crying from being overwhelmed he held her and kissed her tears away. He said Bill was trying to come in the door to the bedroom
but Michael would not let him in so Bill got frank and it was a big mess. Michael was soooooooooooo mad.

He met a woman who showed him pictures of her son dressed just like him. He thought he was sooooo cute and the mother too. She was a blonde single mother and he said she talked like she was sleepy all the time. He invited them to Neverland after the bad tour. And they all had fun and she and her 9 year old son and his niece Brandy all were in his room watching cartoons and the kids fell asleep in the lower bed. This woman was giving him that look and rubbing his leg and touching his hair. Michael asked her if she wanted to go upstairs so their talking wouldn't wake the kids.

The lady jumped him (well he says) When they went up stairs and sat on the bed. She climbed on top of him and he just put his hands behind his hand and told her "so what are you gonna do?"

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No he-... no he didn't. Nigga was very bold and I LOVE IT!

Chile, I would have shown him exactly what I would have done and when I got done with his scrawny fine ass, he was gon' be like Lazarus in the Holy Bible KJV. Shleep...

I'm just still shooketh from those words he spoke to sis...

But see sis did what she came to Neverland to do tho, so it's all good. At least she probably felt the force that had a lot of power and didn't stop 'til she got enough... which is impossible with that shlong-a-long he had.

We'll be back next week for more MJShaderoom tea. Stay tuned it for the next episode.