WARNING: not funny and my humour has changed since.
resetti walked slowly but gracefully to a bus stop and sat down next to digby.
"uh.. ma'am could you move up please?" Digby politely asked.
"did you just assume me being able bodied?" Resetti angrily shreiked.
"i mean yeah you literally walked up to the bus stop and sat with ease-"
"how dare you think you can mansplain to me in such a patronising way?"
"Alright. You need to calm down right now or im calling the police."
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME!?"
digby swiftly dialed 666. Copper and booker arrived in a porsche 69420.
"W-WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME! RAPE! RA- MHHHMMMPPHHFFFF! MMMMPHHH" resetti screamed.
"you work for the tankies, dont you resetti?" Copper asked.
Resetti's heart sank.
