a man silenty and mysteriously entered resettis room — he tried to be quiet, but he was dummy thicc and the clap of his asscheeks kept all of the patients up.
"Omg pappa stalin 😛😛😛" resetti muttered
"yes my dude" pappa stalin said. "as u know my thiqueness has caused me too much pain and i will be dying soon.. so i would like you to be soviet dictator as you are committed to the country ☭"
Resettis eyes teared up. "So... im not dying?" He nervously asked as his voice wobbled.
"No. You aren't."
"but stalin.. im pregnant and its urs!"
*stalin inexplicably dies*
