Crowley: I like my individual fingers.
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Adam: Let's save the polar bears in Uganda.
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Shadwell: I'm sorry, Hitler.
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Brian: Don't judge me! I was in the cabinet! I want a cabinet! Cabinets are comfortable.
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Gabriel: We're using a lesser form of battery, which has been around for much longer.
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Hastur: I'm only gonna kill a couple one.
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Brian: I can't breath right.
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Newton: Cocks-of-the-rock bird.
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Gabriel: You look like a white turkey.
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Aziraphale: I'm trying to watch my book.
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Incorrect Good Omens Quotes
RandomRankings: 2 in #adamyoung on 10/15/2019 6 in #anthonyjcrowley on 9/30/2019 9 in #beelzebub on 10/31/2019 40 in #goodomens on 9/30/2019 Incorrect quotes inspired by Good Omens! Every quote is something someone said that I know personally unless other...
