Bibi logic

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I just realised how wrong and wierd Bibi is.
1 Her bat is spinning. Dude, its not beyblade. You do not let it rip and spin it at the speed of light. I understand that you have to show the opponwnta that the home run bar is charged up, but spinning the bat like a beyblade is not the answer.

2 Her bubble gum. How tf u make such a big bubble gum. Dude, its bigger than primo. So if you estimate primo to be 1.8 meters, the bubble gum has a circumference is almost 2 meters! And coming from a 15 yr old girl, that is a massive! Like You dont just simply make these things. Come to think of it how many pieces of chewing gum do you need?
And it bounces. The bubble gum bounces of walls. Fucking. Rock. Walls. How? It doesnt pop. Its bubble gum, not reinforced steel.

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