Questionable star powers

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Ok. So star powers are very influencial in this game, but somewhat quite questionable. Some seem a bit unsensible but still logical (slick boots having some kind of lubricant like Vaseline?) Some are dwonright sensible (fertilize cuz spikes a cactus) but some are literally downright wierd. For example, dynajump is just incredibally funny. He literally takes off and jumps with dynamite. DY-NA-MITE. If you grab yourself some dynamite (which is NOT sold at you nearest supermarket) and set it off next to your legs, you will break your legs (small dynamite) or kill you (big dynamite). But apparently dynamike just jumps and doesnt take any damage like we do. Maybe hes Superman in disguise. I dont know. Another one is Band aid. Ah yes, band aid. Everyone is going to see a shelly with band aid once a minute. Hence the name, shelly has got this magical band aid which heals herself.
...so you literally heal yourself with a bandaid. I gotta run down to the store to get some and become immortal. Gtg

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