𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆, yugbam ✓

𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧

friday, 3:15pm

yugyeom
you didn't text me yesterday

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sorry i didn't feel like it 😅
i don't really have an excuse

yugyeom
oh
that's okay
but remember !
tomorrow i'm going out with bambam !

definitely a stalker
oh right
"with bambam and five other people"

yugyeom
yes
with bambam and five other people
but if you have been stalking me lately, me and him are getting closer !!

definitely a stalker
oh really
how so

yugyeom
well, idk why, but after wednesday he sort of started hanging out with me more !!!

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bambam's probably jealous

yugyeom
what
of me?
and who?

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jungkook

yugyeom
me and kookie are just friends !!
i mean, bambam sort of did interrupt my conversation with him once, but that's okay i didn't mind and jk didn't either :)) and i don't think he's jealous

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"kookie"
no wonder he's jealous

yugyeom
is he actually though

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no of course he's not pfft why would you ever think that

yugyeom
oh

definitely a stalker
i'm kidding
he is jealous

yugyeom
but he doesn't like me

definitely a stalker
yes he does

yugyeom
how would you know

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how would you know he doesn't !!?

yugyeom
you sound annoyed

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i am annoyed

yugyeom
why

definitely a stalker
because someone is being so fucking dense and stupid rn it's not even funny

yugyeom
are you talking about me

definitely a stalker
no shit

yugyeom
what did i even do !!!
read 3:26pm

yugyeom
are you leaving me on read
read 3:27pm

yugyeom
sorry, i guess..
read 3:27pm