OH MY SHREK I'm in Naruto *o*!

yoooo what the fuck?!

   First thing is first this is a total fucking bruh moment. I just got hit by a fucking KIA! Like the car. And you know who drives kias.  Dumbass girls do. I just got hit with a car that a dumbass girl was driving.  The number one thing on dumb ways to die. I was just trying to save a cute cat from the street! My fucking luck am i right? Now everything is all black and numb. I can't feel my bodayyy. Shit is scuryyy as fuck. What the hell why do i see a light. Jesus Senpai is that you? Ohhhhh Shit! Why does it feel like I'm getting crushed. ouch ouch ouch..... it hurts like a thousand mosquito bites all at once! Then bang. I opened my eyes to see pink walls, a pink desk, a pink bed that i was laying on, and worst of friggin all a pink DOOR. WHO HAS A PINK DOOR! I looked to the side and saw a mirror. "What da fuuuqq!?!" i low-key screamed. Awww shit i've been reincarnated into sakura's body. Yes, Sakura from friggin naruto. Wowzaa. Man this is kinda weird. I should probably find out what's happening right now. I then walked out of my room and down the stairs. I saw my "mom" in the kitchen. "yo wasap ma" i said to my mother.  "Hello dear aren't you late to the acedemy?" she said. "oh really am I?" i replied. "yes dear you should probably get ready and go now."she said. "aight" I ran up the stairs and shut my door. I walked towards my closet and opened it. "Ewww man all she has is that red dress." I sighed as i started putting it on. I then brushed my hair and saw that a red head protector was on my desk. So that means today we get our teams huh. I was internally screaming just thinking about meeting Nardo, Duckass, and Kaka-Baka. Shit its time to go. I ran down the stairs while yelling bye to my new mom. Huh i'm kind of not really missing my old life right now it was preaaty shitty but i don't wanna think about that. As i was running to the academy which i suprisingly knew where it was I bumped into Ino. " What's Up forehead!" ino said with a bitchy face. "nothing much broski" i lazily replied. I think i'm gonna make up with ino because honestly Sasuke ain't that hot if anything Kaka-Baka is the hottest. "Why are you talking to me so normally?" Ino replied with a face of confusion. "Listen Ino i want to be friends not enemies, you can have sasuke for all i care! I'm over him anyways and i miss you!" i said trying not to cuss. "Do you really mean it sakura!" ino said. "Of course dude. I miss being your friend. All good?" i asked. "All good!" Ino cheerfully replied. We then walked peacefully to the academy. As soon as we stepped through those doors Ino was already all over sasuke. "Awww shit here we go again" i said really loud which caught the classes' attention. "Shit sorry to bother you guys!" I heard a few gasps. Man they really is some pussies. I took a seat behind naruto. I down just in time to see naruto and sasuke accidentally kiss. "I SHIP iT!" i yelled loudly. Nobody really heard me over all of sasuke's fan girls yelling at naruto though.  Sasunaru is hot.

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Hey guys it's your author senpai or whateva! hope ya'll enjoyed this first chappy! i know it's short but i promise to update as soon as i can! which is probably sunday soooo.....YaY! i know this boook is on crack but that's just my style. sksksk bye. o_o