Reunited // Loona fantasy!au

1~ Female Jesus and Ms. Kimberly

Dear diary,

Today was just like any other day. I woke up, beat the shit out of Yeojin, said goodbye to mom Haseul and went to school. After that, I came back home, had dinner and went to sleep. In the middle of a particularly good dream, I was rudely interrupted by God. Wait what?!

3rd person P.O.V

"Hello child" Chuu looked up to see a floating figure. She was extremely beautiful. It was in moments like these that Chuu truly knew she was gay.

The girl wore a long hot pink dress that flowed around her. Chuu was so speechless that she totally ignored the out of place name tag stuck to the gown.

"Jesus?"

Now, if Chuu had actually paid attention she would have noticed the "Je m'appelle Heejin" scribbled on the Walmart sticker.

"No, young Chuu, my name is Heejin Christ and before you ask, no, this is not a dream. I can assure you that I am very real and I have come to earth to give you a very important task that will change the world as we know it."

Chuu couldn't believe what was happening to her.

A second ago she was dreaming about playing tennis on the Wii with her non-existent girlfriend and now female Jesus is saying that she has to complete a task that will change the world forever!?1??

"Um ok, sure."

"You're not gonna question it?"

"Nope"

"Not one bit?"

Chuu shook her head

"You do realize that the fate of the world is in your hands?"

"Eh, I'm single and lonely. I've got nothing to lose :')."

Heejin sighed

"Ok so, you need to find all the members of Loona."

"Loona?"

"The members of Loona are goddesses that will soon reign over Earth. The time has come for them to unite so they can begin their godly duties to help the world. And guess what? You're a goddess too! Yaaaayy! You're the first member of Loona. But you'll only get your powers when you finish finding everyone! So go and find all the girls and everything will go back to normal."

"Normal?"

''Don't question your superiors! Just go!"

Chuus P.O.V

Before I could ask any questions, she disappeared into thin air.

"Well, shit..."

I decided that the only logical thing to do was to go on this mission. I made a backpack, got changed and went downstairs. Before I could head out I was stopped by mom Haseul and sister Yeojin.

"Where are you going, Chuu?"

"Yeah, and why are you going without me?"

"MomIloveyoubutIneedtogobecausegodtalkedtomeandnowIhavetocompletemymissiotofindalofthemembersofloonasandguesswhat?I'magod!funnyright?okIneedtogoloveyouu!"

"Ok, calm the fuck down!"

"Yeojin! We do not use swear words in this motherfucking household!"

"Sorry, mom..."

"Anyways, where are you going again sweetie?"

"Long story short, I'm going out for a few months and I may never come back..."

"Ok honey, have fun!''

I kissed mom Haseul and my sister on their heads before leaving the house, ready to yeet anything I found in my way.

After walking a few miles from my house I realized that I didn't actually know where to go.

I started to scream and jump around to see if God lady would notice me again.

But someone else appeared.

This time it was a blonde girl with a flowy red dress, swaying as she descended from the sky.

"Hello, my name is Kim Lip and I am here to help. Every time you find a member of Loona I will give you a hint on where the next one is. :)"

"Cooooooool! Well a hint right now would be really helpful~ UwU"

"I shall proceed to give you a hint in the form of a riddle:"

"She be rich

and lit af

her sick ass rhymes

will make you sweat"

"Wait. When will I know that I found her?"

"You will need to use this special device."

As soon as those words were said a magic moon-looking object appeared in my hands. It kinda looked like a ping-pong racket? Idk, could be better.

"When it starts beeping it means you're close to one of the girls."

"Okay, thank you, Kimberly!"

"That's not my-"

She poofed away before she could finish the sentence.

Now, call me stupid, but even after learning that the fate of the world rests in my hands I was still really excited about this whole quest situation.

The only thing that kinda crossed my mind was that this might be just a liiiittle bit harder than I was expecting. Especially after finding out that Ms. Kimberly's "hints" won't help me at all >:(