To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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Who says they already haven't, and that I'm just a very beautiful zombie living the best life a resurrected body can live

I have my doubts about that

You're just jealous that I'm prettier as a zombie than you are as a living person

I take back everything I've said
I hate you

I hate me too

That's so sad

Yeah I'm currently being a depressed bitch because that merc with a mouth, Deadpool, told me and the Avengers some devastating news yesterday

Lol like what?

You have to be a level 10 friend to learn about my grievances

What level am I at then?

You're like a 1.5

That hurt

I intended it to

So I'm going to help you and Peter get together and you can't tell me otherwise
Got it? Good
You can't stop me

I'll only allow you to do that if you stop harassing Peter about his internship being fake

...fine
But you have no proof it's real

Um, yes I do
I have photographic evidence

Send it to me it to me or die

I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me
Ok, I sent it
Later

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