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Area 51 OwO

Finally today was the day. You were going to get into Area 51. All of the furries, gamers, and Karens had come together to see them aliens. Oh but what a massacre it was.

The guards were too powerful. And you were too dummy thicc. The clap of your luscious asscheeks kept alerting the guards. Now only the furries and gamers were left.

Guess that's what happens when all you do is ask for the manager and threaten to take the unvaccinated kids.

Anyways, y'all walked into Area 51. Everybody just rolled their eyes. Like seriously? Illegal experiments that go against human rights? Military plans? The cure for all diseases?

Nobody wants that garbage, walking further back revealed everything.

Toothpaste that 10/10 dentists recommend. Hand sanitizer that kills 100% of germs. Shrek 5 and 6. The Minecraft enchantment language. A translator for what "sksksksksksk UwU OwO and I oop-" means. A room full of all the dads who left their families.

And finally a room for the aliens. You walked in first. What you saw was amazing, hundreds of beautiful aliens. Hard to tell what gender any of them were but that's okay because they're aliens and they probably have like 69694201738 genders.

One of the furries being the UwU OwO that they are, nuzzled the first glass tank they saw, and the bitch shattered. Well the furry got ate. What an idiot, he came in here looking like a whole snack.

The alien then looked around the room with it's... wait where is this creatures eyes? Well, it's okay, at least it can't see how good u look today boo.

The alien set it's head direction towards you and gently picked you up with it's giant clawed hands.

It put you in its belly pouch, almost like it was keeping you safe. Well, it was keeping you safe, because the next moment the alien had swung it's tail and broken the rest of the aliens out.

While some were shy, others definitely wanted to commit mass murder. Thankfully, your new alien lover was protecting you.

The next moments consisted of you being shaken around in the pouch while your sweetheart was making sure to protect the gamers and the remaining furries.

After the battle was over, your babe went to a little cell that was full of what looked like eggs. So you can safely conclude that the alien is a girl. And she's very pretty.

She took you out of the pouch and started putting her eggs in it instead. Then she handed one to you, staring at you expectantly.

"I... don't have a pouch." You explained, simply holding the egg in your arms, cradling it like it was a baby.

Your waifu just responded in weird hissing and gargling noises. But you understood, talking to the crackhead at 7/11 was very helpful.

You passed the egg over to the beautiful creature and she put it in her tummy pocket. Then you were left not knowing what to do, is it time to clap some alien cheeks or...?

You're alien gf barked like an irritated cricket and picked you up. She put you on her shoulder and snuggled you with her big head. And made a weird purring noise.

All of the furries were caught up in the cuteness while the gamers were confused as to what any of the barking and hissing meant.

"I love you too babe." You said back, giving her left cheek a big lick to show her how much you care.

Then, the gorgeous women stomped her way out of there, like a proud single mother who had finally found who was right for her.

Awwww isn't that so sweet? You and an alien have alien children now. I can't wait for them to hatch in 3 months. Thank you so much for reading all this weird crap and voting on it. I love you dearest reader!

~Apricity