❝Idiot❞ [ᴊᴀᴇɴᴏ] ✔

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Hakunanamatata
Y'ALL
I HAVE SEEN THE FUCKING VISION

SmallJunnie
You need Jesus.

Hakunanamatata
SHUT UP
I, NA JAEMIN HAVE DRANK 21 CUPS OF COFFEE.
I HAVE CONSUMED ALL OF THE LETHAL MOTHERFUCKING CAFFEINE IN THIS UNIVERSE.

Donghoe
Isn't that illegal?

Hakunanamatata
YES. IT IS.
BUT STILL
C O F F E E

JisungLovesJaemin
Hyung, we've talked about this.

Hakunanamatata
HMMM DID WE? I THINK WE ONLY TALKED ABOUT HOW HOT I AM.

Jenosmooch
Okay but how the fuck did I get in this group?

Hakunanamatata
I ADDED YOU A MONTH AGO.

Jenosmooch
A month ago?!

Hakunanamatata
no, it's more of a I FUCKING ADDED YOU 5 MINUTES AGO.

DolphinWheezed
Oh, we have a new member.
Hello there child.

Jenosmooch
I'm probs older than u

DolphinWheezed
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO CARES?
HI THERE HUMAN. HAVE YOU TRIED SALMON AND STICKY RICE COVERED WITH A STRAP OF SEAWEED?

Jenosmooch
I-
Whaa?

SmallJunnie
He's talking about sushi.

Jenosmooch
Oh.
Yes, I've tried it before.

Hakunanamatata
MAN, YOUR ANSWER IS TOO DULL AND BORING.
YOU SHOULDVE ANSWERED IT LIKE THIS.
"YES I HAVE TRIED THE SUSHI SALMON KABOODLE THINGY A BOP YOU INSIGNIFICANT CHINESE BASTARD."

Jenosmooch
That's kinda rude.

ShopMarkers
That's how we communicate to each other tbh.

Jenosmooch
Oh, well then.
HAVE Y'ALL EVER TRIED THOSE SOUR CANDIES?

DolphinWheezed
OH
OH
OH
YOU MEAN SOUR PATCHES?
DAMN THAT SHIT IS NASTY.

Donghoe
NASTY?!
EXCUSE ME BUT I AM DISOWNING YOU.

JisungLovesJaemin
AHHHHHHHH
ASSHOLES.
JAEMIN FUCKING DRANK ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE.

SmallJunnie
JAEMIN WHAT THE FUCK?!
21 IS ENOUGH-

JisungLovesJaemin
HOLY MOTHER KABOODLE CHICKEN FLAP FRICKY FRACK CHICKETY CHICKS-
IS IT WEIRD TO FIND JAEMIN HANGING ON A CEILING?

Jenosmooch
THE CEILING?!

ShopMarkers
YO IS JAEMIN MAKING A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING?

JisungLovesJaemin
JAEMIN HYUNG IS SINGING TO 'A WHOLE NEW WORLD'
I MEAN-
I WOULDNT MIND CAUSE ITS MY FAVOURITE SONG.
BUT THE PROBLEM IS HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE SHIT-

DolphinWheezed
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU BRO-

Donghoe
SAME BRO-

Hakunanamatata
*TRumPET NoiSEs*
BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR.
FROM OUR IMAGINATION.
AND WHEN HES TALL
HES WHAT WE CALL
OUR DINOSAUR SENSATION.

Jenosmooch
OH NO.
DO YOU SMELL THAT?
*SniFf snIFf*
THEY'RE COMING.

ShopMarkers
BE GONE THOTS!

Donghoe
NO WAYYYYYYYY

Jenosmooch
IM THE MAN OF GOD-

DolphinWheezed
HOOOOOOO-

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Okay, so-
I'm straight.

As a fucking circle.