Back to you and Peter dating. I think you guys should
Why are you telling me this and not Peter? He's like your best friend and I'm just your middle tier friend
Who ever said that I wasn't telling him the exact same thing?
...I gotta go jump into a volcano to find my lost car keys
✆ Text✆
╔ Regular- peter ╗
╚ Bold- ned ╝(Y/n) called you hot
The 2 of you are meant for one anotherWhen?
Her video
She said that Spider-Man is hot with and without the mask
You are Spider-Man, Peter
She literally said to your face that she thinks you're hotWhaaaaaaaat?
I am totally unaware of that happeningThere's the proof you need that she likes you
Now ask her out, there's no way that she'll say noWho ever said that I liked her
Your heart
My heart is dead
That's the dumbest thing you have ever said
Love is a lie
You sound just like her
You guys are soulmatesNo
Why do neither of you want to admit that you like each other to anyone?
Because we don't like each other
It's so sad at how oblivious you are to your own feelings
I know my own feelings, Ned
Does Peter Parker love (Y/n) (L/n)?
You have to be kidding meIn your dreams
I don't dream
Why am I friends with you
Because nobody else wanted to be our friends
Wow are we depressing
OH MY THOR (Y/n) JUST SAID THAT SHE FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE!!Wait seriously?!
See, you do like her!
And yeah, I'm texting her too because I'm such a great friend who wants his 2 friends to be in a loving relationshipI don't believe you
Do you believe this?
For all I know you could be faking that
Dude, I wouldn't do that to you
Btw she called you flakey because you turned to dustOuch
She's kinda salty about you dying every 5 seconds
THIS IS SUPERHERO DISCRIMINATION!
Tragic
It must be so hard being incredibly strong and adored by manyStfu
Only once you admit your love for her
Fine, I kinda sorta really like (y/n)
Are you happy?Yes🎉
I'll leave you to your self pity nowWhat the hell, Ned?!
Sorry the old Ned can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because he's dead
Fcking hell
*facking hell
Just leave me
a l o n eAll around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out facesSometimes I want to yeet myself back to outer space because of you
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
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