✆ 𝙳𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 ✆

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Back to you and Peter dating. I think you guys should

Why are you telling me this and not Peter? He's like your best friend and I'm just your middle tier friend

Who ever said that I wasn't telling him the exact same thing?

...I gotta go jump into a volcano to find my lost car keys

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(Y/n) called you hot
The 2 of you are meant for one another

When?

Her video
She said that Spider-Man is hot with and without the mask
You are Spider-Man, Peter
She literally said to your face that she thinks you're hot

Whaaaaaaaat?
I am totally unaware of that happening

There's the proof you need that she likes you
Now ask her out, there's no way that she'll say no

Who ever said that I liked her

Your heart

My heart is dead

That's the dumbest thing you have ever said

Love is a lie

You sound just like her
You guys are soulmates

No

Why do neither of you want to admit that you like each other to anyone?

Because we don't like each other

It's so sad at how oblivious you are to your own feelings

I know my own feelings, Ned

Does Peter Parker love (Y/n) (L/n)?

Does Peter Parker love (Y/n) (L/n)?

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You have to be kidding me

In your dreams

I don't dream

Why am I friends with you

Because nobody else wanted to be our friends

Wow are we depressing
OH MY THOR (Y/n) JUST SAID THAT SHE FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE!!

Wait seriously?!

See, you do like her!
And yeah, I'm texting her too because I'm such a great friend who wants his 2 friends to be in a loving relationship

I don't believe you

Do you believe this?

For all I know you could be faking that

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For all I know you could be faking that

Dude, I wouldn't do that to you
Btw she called you flakey because you turned to dust

Ouch

She's kinda salty about you dying every 5 seconds

THIS IS SUPERHERO DISCRIMINATION!

Tragic
It must be so hard being incredibly strong and adored by many

Stfu

Only once you admit your love for her

Fine, I kinda sorta really like (y/n)
Are you happy?

Yes🎉
I'll leave you to your self pity now

What the hell, Ned?!

Sorry the old Ned can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because he's dead

Fcking hell

*facking hell

Just leave me 
a l o n e

All around me are familiar faces
worn out places, worn out faces

Sometimes I want to yeet myself back to outer space because of you

Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
sᴇᴇɴ 𝟽:𝟷𝟶 ᴘᴍ

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