Minerva: What. did you do?
Harry: Alright, but you can't get mad at me...
Minerva: What. did you do?
Harry: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Minerva: [slams hand onto the table] BULLSHIT!
Harry: I WAS!!
*that is literally a quick summary of the entire series*
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