chatroom, nct

#6

NCT
4:00 pm

LeaderYong😎: @Everyone me and jaehyun are leaving okay?
LeaderYong😎: take care and don't make a mess while we're out.

Broken💔: yeah sure

Banana: where are you going hyungs?

Jeffrey: somewhere and might as well buy groceries after

DolphinLe: OOOoh! BUY ME HELLO PANDA

LeaderYong😎: okay lele

DolphinLe: xie xie hyung! love you 😘

LeaderYong😎: love you too lele
LeaderYong😎: we will now be leaving

Moon🌙: be safe

Jeffrey: we will be

Jeffrey and LeaderYong😎 has logged off

Broken💔: wait

Moon🌙: wAIT WHAT!
Moon🌙: dONT LEAVE ME WITH A BUNCH OF 5 YEAR OLDS

Oh Daddy: too late they left already

6789TEN: don't worry hyung

Moon🌙: dont worry-?
Moon🌙: how am i not supposed to worry when im left with 18 five year old kids or 18 adults that share the smae braincell?
Moon🌙: well except for the wayv members since they're in a different dorm so y'all are 11

Fullsun: ouch?

LongAssRide: im actually offended?

Kun: i don't share braincells with anyone
Kun: im actually the only one that has it

Broken💔: eXcUSE mE?

Moomin: hyung we promise we will behave in our best behaviour

DolphinLe: yeah! 👍🏻

Geesung: mee too

Moon🌙: hmm... let's see

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6:00 pm

Moon🌙: zHONG CHENLE PUT THE FUCKING PAN DOWN
Moon🌙: HUANG RENJUN THE SPATULA IS NOT A FLIPPING SWORD
Moon🌙: HENDERY DONT CHOKE XIAOJUN WITH A CHARGER
Moon🌙: JISUNG THE PANS AND CANS ARE NOT DRUMS
Moon🌙: AND THE FREAKING SPOON AND FORK ARE NOT DRUMSTICKS STOP BANGING THEM
Moon🌙: KUN WHY DID YOU BRING THE WHOLE WAYV HERE!?

Kun: im sorry grandpa they're whining and keeps on screaming they want to play with the dream members

Broken💔: with the word play you mean kill each other?

Kun: ya know?
Kun: i don't know

Moomin: chenle where are you!? im going to kill you istg if i see you

DolphinLe: you'll never find me grandpa!

Moomin: what the–!?
Moomin: im literally just a year older than you

DolphinLe: OLDer

Banana: Jisung park the package you ordered is here

DolphinLe: @Geesung is it the thing that we ordered online–!?

Geesung: ithinkso

DolphinLe: im coming down!!!

Geesung and DolphinLe has logged off

Fullsun: did i just heard a dolphin being chopped and tackled?

NoJam: no its just chenle

Jeffrey: the groupchat is so noisy so i decided to come on
Jeffrey: haechan why did you heard chenle screaming?

Fullsun: i think renjun is choking chenle

Banana: reporting from the leaving room
Banana: zhong chenle rushed down as soon as his and jisung's package has arrived.
Banana: but huang renjun had him on a look out with an ally named yangyang
Banana: the said ally screamed an inhumane sound that alerted renjun and tackled chenle on the floor

Jeffrey: what happened next!?

NoJam: huang renjun pointed his two fingers that seemed like a gun and aimed at chenle
NoJam: then he said 'freeze!'

Banana: but then time seemed to stop.

NoJam: ally yangyang came and then stared at the two

Banana: the three exchanged looks

NoJam: before shouting
NoJam: 'GO GET YOUR FREAK ON WHOO'

Banana: 'I GAVE YOU A SICK ONE WHOO'

NoJam: 'FREEZE!'

Fullsun: then they partied and yukhei joined them

Jeffrey: .....
Jeffrey: @LeaderYong😎 wE NEED TO GO HOME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

LeaderYong😎: wHAT!? we're not yet done here
LeaderYong😎: i left everything to taeil hyung

LongAssRide: the question is
LongAssRide: is he still alive

Moon🌙: i just lost my sanity

LeaderYong😎: what sanity?

Moon🌙: .....
Moon🌙: doyoung let's sleep

Broken💔: are you sure you can sleep in this noise?

Moon🌙: let's just...

Broken💔 and Moon🌙 has logged off

Geesung: they're not going to fuck, are they

LeaderYong😎: jISUNG PWARK??

Geesung: fuck
Geesung: i mean... shit

LeaderYong😎: 🙃🔪

Geesung: iM SORRY HYUNG I'M A GOOD LITTLE CHICK I PROMISE

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okhei this chapter was unplanned, i just wrote here whatever comes in my mind (oof 😬) and this is kind of rushed since tomorrow is our exams 🙂🔫