Spider-Man: must be a sad life
Clint: kid.
Spider-Man: old man.
Clint: you know what, fine, screw you
Spider-Man: *le gasp*
Spider-Man: No potty words r allowed, mister >:(
Spider-Man: I cant believe i looked up to you, mr. archer
Clint: You looked up to me?
Spider-Man: nah, just wanted to get a reaction
Clint: you're mean for a kid, you know
Spider-Man: uno reverse
tony: go
tony: to
tony: sleep
Clint: no
Spider-Man: yOur Arent mY dAd
tony: i dont get payed enough for this, i swear
Clint: you dont get payed..?
tony: exactly
Spider-Man: r00d
Spider-Man: and for the whole sleeping thing, This generation doesn't sleep anyway...
tony: What does that mean?
Clint: my oldest kid says something similar
Sam: wait
Sam: spidey's a kid??
Spider-Man: nossirrrr
Natasha: Stop prying, sam.
Clint: STARK WHY WOULD YOU BRING A KID TO BATTLE?
Tony: I'm sorry, is this judge Tony Stark day?
Spider-Man: jshfdkg soo much judgementtttttttt in da houseeee
Clint: He's a kid, stark!
Tony: A kid that can stand on the ceiling!
Tony: He's stronger than captain popcicle
Clint: pls tell me he's over 18
Tony: again
Tony: it's his choice to reveal any personal information
Tony: so go to sleep before i send DUM-E after you
Clint: wow oKAY. Calm down, stark.
Spider-Man:...
Tony: What did you just tell me to do?
3:10am-Tony kicked Clint offline
Spider-Man: askadljf m r stArk-
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Private Chat: Natasha, Bucky and Peter
Natasha:Peter, we need to talk
Natasha: last time didn't go very well.
Bucky: Wait, last time?
Peter: yeah, sorry about that, Mrs. Romanoff! I didn't mean to freak out like that
Natasha:
don't apoligize
Natasha: am I correct in thinking that you live with your aunt and uncle?
Peter:well
Peter:you see, my uncle was shot last year. He died in my arms.
Peter:He's still kinda a sensitive subject, so I would prefer if you didn't bring him up around me for a while.
Natasha: understandable.
Peter:thank you
Bucky: No need to thank us. but for now, i need to get going. Nat is being scarily nice, and quite frankly, im terrified.
Natasha: also, isn't it a spider's bedtime?
Peter: wha- NOOOO
Bucky: its 3:30am.
Peter: SO!?
Natasha: Go to sleep.
Peter: yes ma'am.
Bucky: ...
Peter: what? she scares me! :(
Peter Logged Off 3:32am
A/N: Hello everyone! I am going to a summer camp for a week, so im afraid that I won't be able to post for the next week im so sorry! ill post next week tho!
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That awkward moment when all the avengers get Twitter
General Fictionwhat happens when All the avengers are on social media? what happens when Peter finds out more about his family than intended?
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