Spiderson and irondad oneshots

Group chat: 2

Biderman added Irondad, saltnpep, btecironman and happy to 'why?'

GC NAME; WHY

Irondad; whats up kiddo i have a meeting in 10

saltnpep; Tony don't act like you go those meetings, we all know you don't

Irondad; im hurt pep i always go to meetings

btecironman; tony, you did miss yesterdays meeting with the avengers

Irondad; steve was there so i had a reason not to go

happy; Pete what's this about?

Biderman; I'm disappointed in all of you.

Irondad; oh lord he capitalized and punctuated 

saltnpep; Pete what's wrong?

Biderman; youre all traitors

happy; get to the point kid, im with your aunt

Biderman; YOURE WITH WHO

happy has left the chat

Biderman; I'll deal with that later but now the matter on the table...

btecironman; get to the point Pete some of have meetings that we actually go to

Irondad; le gasp boo bear im hurt :( 

Biderman; who ate the last blueberry pancake and deleted my recordings of high school        musical

saltnpep, btecironman and Irondad left the chat

Biderman; oh they are not getting away that easy

Biderman left the chat

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GC NAME: MAIN 6 GC -MINUS TONY- SO IT'S MAIN 5? SHUT UP CLINT

mummaspider; why's Peter threatening to kill tony, pep, rhodey and happy?

Starspangled; No clue Nat

Katniss; ...

Bruce; What did you do Clint?

Katniss; i may of ate peters last pancake and deleted his recordings of HSM to record supernatural and then told him it was one of them?

mummaspider; fgs Clint this is why we don't trust you with the TV remote anymore

Katniss;  >:(

Thot; It is I Thor, also known as thot

Starspangled; Is anyone going to tell him what thot actually means?

Bruce; no

mummaspider; no

Katniss; no

Thot; where is the man or iron? I require his assistance or even the man of spiders?

Bruce; They're in the living room chasing each other around, have fun

mummaspider; I'm gonna go tell peter it was clint

Katniss; NO NAT DON'T IM SORRY I PROMISE