I think you already know what this is gonna be about \_(•~•)_/
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Spiderson has added irondad, Katniss, starspangled, mummaspider, greenboi, thot, btecironguy, saltnpep and reindeergames to Avengers gc
Spiderson: hey guyssss welcome to my group chat that literally has no purpose
Starspangled: Heya Pete
Irondad: ew capitalising, you disgust me cap, also hey underoos
Thot: HELLO PEOPLE, SON OF STARK WHAT IS THIS?
Spiderson: idk thor also y your name thot?
Mummaspider: someone teach Thor how to turn off caps I can practically hear that sentence
Katniss: agreed ^
Thot: MY BROTHER SAID THE WORD THOT WAS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE MIGHTY, SO OF COURSE I AM A THOT!
Reindeergames: you are indeed a thot brother...
Irondad: this is priceless oh my god
Saltnpep: Tony stop being rude and Thor.... nvm I'm not going to tell him
Spiderson: anyways where's Bruce and Rhodes?
Greenboi: I'm here Pete and y is my name greenboi?
Greenboi changed their name to Bruce
Bruce: that's better and oh yeah tony, Pete and Rhodey I need you to come to my lab
Btecironman: Omw w the gang
Btecironman, spiderson, Bruce and irondad logged out
Katniss: hey Nat wanna teach Thor how to stop using caps?
Mummaspider: bish no you're on your own
Starspangled: LANGUAGE!
Mummaspider: shut up old man
Saltnpep: you guys are ridiculous
Saltnpep, starspangled, Katniss and mummaspider logged out
Thot: BROTHER WHERE ARE YOU?
Reindeergames logged out
Thot: AH IF IT IS A GAME OF THE HIDE AND SEEK YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO IT!
Thot logged out
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Biderman has added badassqueen, Katniss and saltnpep to 'prank wars'
Saltnpep: why am I here peter?
Katniss: who's badassqueen and prank war? Yeah I'm innnn
Badassqueen: Oof hello peter and Clint it is I... the amazing god of vine herself... shuri!
Biderman: oh yeah pep I need your permission for the prank war and shuri... FIGHT ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
Katniss: oh god... can I back out whilst I still have the chance
Badassqueen: nope bitch and peter... LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS
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Spiderson and irondad oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of oneshots revolving around the amusing life of peter Parker and his parker luck™️ I do not own any of these characters all rights go to marvel and Disney.
