The Only Non-fan (Unedited)

The Hangover

By the time 11 PM came, both bands were completely drunk and hungover. Some staff members came to take the girls to a bedroom where they could all sleep. However, they didn't take Jeremy, Nathan, or Tony away.

"Could you get all the boys together to sleep? Just take them to the third floor to the white room with matching furniture. We are really tired." Michelle, a hair stylist, asked me.

I nodded, but secretly I couldn't understand why I had to do when she and the others could do it. I was also so tired that I could barely open my eyes. I tried to wake them all up, but they didn't move at all. I struggled getting them all on the elevator. If I only held onto one of them, then the others would sway and begin to fall. It was hard to hold onto all of them. Once we got to the 3rd floor, I dragged them one by one to the room where Michelle told me to go. I had to make sure the elevator doors wouldn't close so I had to use the other two's feet to prevent them from closing. I felt bad because I was physically hurting them without them knowing. I weakly laid them down on the floor where there was a small mattress and pillows so they could sleep. I was just about to go to my room to sleep there but I was so exhausted I just fell onto the floor with them. As soon as my head touched the pillow, I was asleep. There I was sleeping in a circle with "Blue Moon" without even realizing it.

Morning came and I woke up to sunshine flooding the room. I squinted my eyes as the sunlight was shining directly at me. When I was stretching my arms out I had hit something.

What did I just hit? Isn't this my room?

I turned my head to the right and saw Tony's sleeping face.

Oh my god! This can't be!

I turned to my left and there was Jeremy sleeping right next to me. I almost screamed if I did not cover my mouth.

How embarrassing! I probably did something stupid in front of all of them. They'll probably make fun of me as soon as they all wake up.

My fingers went through my hair so much as I was trying to figure what I should do. I rubbed my eyes to make sure it wasn't a dream. Sadly, it was real. They seemed to have taken their shirts off so they were wearing white undershirts and pants. I decided to leave to my room and freshen up so I wouldn't feel so uncomfortable.

As soon as I got to my room, I felt so relieved and comfortable.

I can't believe I almost saw them all shirtless. Ok, relax Naomi. Just forget that even happened.

I showered and put on a gray T-shirt with a plaid unbuttoned shirt over it with dark skinny jeans and the same Nikes. I only bought one pair of shoes, figuring that my stay would only be a few weeks.

I went down 2nd floor where the band works and prepares. I saw "Sparkling Diamonds" getting their hair and makeup done. They all wore the same outfit as usual: strapless coral knee-length dress with gold open-toed heels.

Why do they need to get so dressed up and pretty all the time? Jasmine is definitely trying to impress Jeremy. She probably isn't going to stop until she gets him.

"Nick, where's Jeremy?," Jasmine asked me.

"I think he's still sleeping upstairs." I told her.

Wow. She doesn't even say 'good morning.'

"Ok, thanks. Oh by the way, where's the kitchen?"

"It's on this floor next to the auditorium."

The auditorium was where the band practiced and rehearsed for a concert.

Ugh, what is she trying to do?

Once she was finished with her hair and makeup, she walked towards the kitchen with Diana. I decided to follow her and see what she was going to do.

"I must impress Jeremy with something so I want to try to make him breakfast first. What should I make him," she asked Diana.

"How about an omelette with a fancy garnish on top? I hear you just have to cook the egg on the pan and flip it. Adding something on top would make it look beautifully made."

They rampaged the kitchen to look for eggs. It took them 10 minutes to realize that the eggs were in the fridge.

How can you not know where eggs are in a kitchen? So stupid.

They cracked an egg into a small bowl, but didn't add any vegetables or seasonings. I didn't say anything because I wanted to see Jeremy's reaction to her "perfectly cooked" breakfast.

Oh I can't wait to see his face. Today might be a good day after all.

They made the omelette but they didn't add salt to the egg while it was cooking. I knew this breakfast was already going to be a disaster. I smiled to myself and giggled inside while they were impressed with their omelette. Then they made coffee for him but added no sugar, assuming that the coffee was already sweet.

How stupid are they?

"Oh my gosh! It's perfect! I know Jeremy will be impressed," Jasmine gushed.

Diana nodded in agreement and set the table with a white lace tablecloth. She placed a vase of flowers in the middle and poured coffee into a cup and placed it next to the omelette. They made the table so nice and decorated as if they were preparing for a date.

Then Jeremy came down along with Tony and Nathan. They were dressed in comfy sweatpants with Nike shirts and slippers.

"Jeremy, come to the kitchen. I have a surprise for you," Jasmine said in a flirting tone.

Oh god.

"Ok," Jeremy was confused.

Tony and Nathan just hung out in the living room to watch TV. She directed him to the beautifully set table and I also went with them. I couldn't miss this funny moment. He seemed surprised that she cooked because she never cooked before.

"I made you breakfast. It's an omelette with a green onion garnish and a cup of coffee. Go ahead and eat."

He shrugged and sat down at the table. He picked up his fork and knife and cut the omelette into small pieces. As soon as he put it in his mouth, he spit it out onto the floor. I couldn't control myself so I burst out laughing at what happened. He suddenly grabbed the coffee to try and wash it down. But it also tasted terrible so he spit that out on the floor.

"What is is?! This tastes like shit! There's no vegetables or salt in this damn thing! And the coffee! It's so bitter I can't stand to taste it!"

Jeremy ran out of the kitchen back upstairs. Jasmine's smile disappeared instantly off her face. I was still laughing my ass off because it was hilarious. You just had to be there. Suddenly, Jasmine glared straight at me and pretty soon Diana was too.

"You think that's funny, huh? Well we'll see about that." she was really angry.

She and Diana walked out together, whispering to each other.

Great. Now they're planning my death.

Author's Note

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