Charles, waking Rosa up: Hey- you ok?
Rosa: I'm dead.
Charles: I know, you must feel like crap after that-
Rosa: No. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I'm deceased.
Charles: Oh, come on- [checks their pulse] ...but... how are you talking?
Rosa: Superior training. Indomitable will.
Charles: You really don't have a pulse!
Rosa: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.
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incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes
Randomyeah so i've seen these incorrect quote books going around so i'm gonna do one. also i got most of these off of incorrectquotesideas on tumblr!