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yeah so i've seen these incorrect quote books going around so i'm gonna do one. also i got most of these off of incorrectquotesideas on tumblr!

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Any: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Scully: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Hitchcock: Then you're poisonous, you idiot!

Gina: What if it bites itself and I die?

Amy: That's voodoo.

Rosa: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Amy: That's corralation, not causation.

Charles: What if we bite eachother, and neither of us die?

Jake: That's kinky ;)