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Amy: Listen, Jake, I've been thinking about our current living situation and, uh... why are you smiling?

Jake: I got a little surprise.

Jake, pointing to a fish tank: Look, I got us a new fishie. I named her, uh... "Amy", you know, after... after you.

Amy, leans down to look in tank: ...Well, that's not even a real fish. You know, that's a Goldfish Cracker.

Jake, in a serious tone: So, what's your point, man?

Amy: ...Okay, good night... you big, freak of nature...

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