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Ending #1

Leo Valdez: Probably to troll with us.

Percy Jackson: Whatever it is, something fishy is going on here.....

Piper McLean: Did you really just say that to make a pun?

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Piper McLean has updated her potato:

When I tried to look at my friends list to see if that hacker guy was added, it gave me an error message saying I had no friends.

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Hmm... Something's definitely up.

Percy Jackson: The ceiling?

Leo Valdez: The sky?

Jason Grace: Gas prices?

Leo Valdez: That movie where that old guy and a boy scout are trying to go to Paradise Falls in a floating house?

Annabeth Chase: -_-

Leo Valdez: Well, we know for sure that whale isn't flying!

Annabeth Chase: JUST STOP WITH THE WHALES, LEO.

Leo Valdez: But... but....

Later that night

Percy Jackson has updated his potato:

I can't see people's tim43FDidkgkr;;l'w]A

Comments:

Percy Jackson: THAT GUY FROM EARLIER ISuhwheiq29234Y7TP';lc

Percy Jackson: Hacking facebook!!12gRK'FGD;S

Hermes: yo wtf i'm watching cat videos STOP SPAMMING ME

Percy Jackson: HELP US HERMES! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET. SURELY YOU CAN SAVE THE INTERNET!!!!

Hermes: this is the first time in millenia i've actually had a lunch break! i'm not wasting my time by working

Leo Valdez: Ain't nobody got time for that

Percy Jackson: THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR THAT LEO

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***

Percy ran out of his cabin screaming, "It's the end of the world!"

"Calm down!" Luna shouted after Percy.

"It's just a freaking website!" Bree yelled.

Percy couldn't be contained. He ran to the nearest tree and started ripping the bark off, which didn't make the nymphs too happy, or make the situation any better. Annabeth hurried over to her angry boyfriend, trying to pull him away from the tree.

"All my good selfies are GONE!" Percy sobbed as Annabeth finally managed to drag him away from the tree.

"Shh, it'll be okay." Annabeth tried to calm him down.

"No it won't!" Percy wriggled out of her grasp. He ran towards the lake, and onto the dock. He jumped up in the air and did a belly flop into the water.

"Uhh..." Leo said as he watched the whole thing.

"Once Percy comes up from the bottom of the lake, let's talk to Percy and try to calm him down about this whole thing." Jason suggested.

"He could be down there for a while, though." Annabeth pointed out.

Leo snickered in the background, tempted to make a 'that's what she said' joke.

"Leo!" Annabeth whipped around. "I'll shove you in that lake if you don't get your mind out of the gutter!"

***

Jason sat at the head of the table, while the others found seats around the ping pong table. Grover sprayed some cheese-in-a-can onto a ping pong ball and started nibbling on it. Clarisse tossed some Flamin' Hot Cheetos to Seymour.

Percy filed into the room, and sat opposite Jason.

"I'm better now, guys. I'm sorry about how I acted earlier." Percy apologized to everyone.

"It's fine," Annabeth said. "You really liked Facebook."

"How could I not be upset? I told you, all my good selfies were on there!" Percy sighed.

Travis put a reassuring hand on Percy's shoulder. "Hey man, you can always take more on your phone."

"Yeah, you're right." Percy nodded.

"Well... I guess that's the end of that." Jason said.

"Who's up for some Capture the Flag?" Grover stood up from the ping pong table with a grin.

"Me! I can't wait to fight!" Clarisse jumped up and ran out the door to get her cabin prepared.

"Might as well." Percy grinned.

Neige- has updated her potato:

Hey guys! So as I mentioned before, I've received quite a few ideas that I liked and couldn't use them all in one chapter without it getting confusing. I've decided to write a few different endings to the book.

This chapter's idea belongs to @Always_Love_Books_.

This chapter's dedication goes to @Artsy_Quix_Stories!

Dedication goes to a commenter! :)