Haise: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Saiko: Bold of you to assume I have money
Shirazu, yelling: Now is not the time for your crap!
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Shirazu: Yeah, I was embarrassing when I was 16. Who wasn't?
Urie: You were also embarrassing at 18, 19, 20. Last week. Yesterday. Today
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Shirazu: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
[Y/N]: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Shirazu: ...
Shirazu: Literally, all you had to do was say no
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Mutsuki: Hey, Shirazu-kun. I wanted to ask you, how did you end your quarrel with [Y/N]?
Shirazu: Well, they crawled on their knees to me
Mustuk, shocked: Really?! And what did they say?
Shirazu: Eh, nothing special
What really happened
[Y/N], on their knees, looking for Shirazu under his bed
[Y/N]: Hey idiot. Get out from under the bed. I've calmed down
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Saiko: I'm having a salad for dinner
Saiko: Well, fruit salad
Saiko: It mainly consists of grapes
Saiko: Okay, it's all grapes
Saiko: ...
Saiko: It's wine. I'm having wine for dinner
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Saiko in the middle of the night: Would you still like me if I was a worm?
Shirazu, slowly waking up: Saiko, it's 4 am
Saiko: I feel like you wouldn't
Saiko: Whatever, good night
Shirazu: ...
Shirazu, confused: What the fuck
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Haise: Alright, listen up you little shits
Haise: Not you, Mutsuki. You're an angel and we're glad that you're here
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Mutsuki: Don't worry, I've got some knives under my sleeve
Haise: I think you meant cards
Urie: No, he didn't
Mutsuki, pulling out some knives: No, I didn't
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Urie: Damn, the power went out
Saiko: Don't worry, I got this
Saiko: *starts to shake rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Urie: The fuck
Haise: What
Saiko: I swallowed a flashlight
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You // Quinx Squad x Reader (oneshots, shenanigans and scenarios)
Fanfiction"You... you... you..." "It's always about you..." "How can someone be so pretty... without even trying?" "You're so perfect... it scares me sometimes..." I do not own any of these characters, only the stories that I'll come up with Feel free to requ...
Quinx Squad Shenanigans part 8
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