A/N: It's weekend, so let me waste your time (and mostly mine) with more shenanigans
Someone, stop me, please
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Mutsuki: Me and [Y/N] don't have pet names for each other
Saiko: Yeah, right. Hey Mutsi, what do bees make?
Mutsuki, confused: Umm... Honey?
[Y/N], from the other side of the room: Yeah?
Mutsuki: ...
Saiko: Never ever dare to lie in my face again
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Saiko: So, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
[Y/N]: I'm the knife
Haise: They just wrap all four limbs around me and never let's go. They are a koala
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The Quinx squad at the supermarket
Haise: *can't find the others*
Haise: Sir, I lost my friends, could I use your mic to make an announcement?
Store clerk: Of course
Haise: *over the mic*
Haise: Goodbye, you little shits
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Haise: What if I implement a no-animals policy in the Chateau?
[Y/N]: What the hell man, you can't throw Shirazu out like that
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[Y/N] and Shirazu, texting each other
Shirazu: Bitch
[Y/N]: *blocks him*
Shirazu: *runs to them*
Shirazu: Hey, unblock me. I have something to tell you
[Y/N]: *unblocks him*
Shirazu: *texting*
Shirazu: Bitch
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Saiko: If you had a shot for every bad decision you made, would you still be sober?
Shirazu: Yeah
Haise and Mutsuki: Maybe a little bit tipsy
Urie: Wasted
[Y/N]: Dead
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Shirazu, panicking: Oh god! Oh god! Guys, help!
Haise, storms in his room: What happened?!
Shirazu: I accidentally sent 'I love you' to Saiko!
[Y/N]: Why the hell are you panicking? You guys have been dating for months
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Shirazu: Hey, you alright?
[Y/N], crying: Yeah, it was just these onions
Shirazu, yelling: What the fuck did you just say to my [Y/N]!
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