"Sponge Bob I must go." His tentacle friend dramatically says as they both lay in bed."B-but my love!" The sponge protests.
"I'm in love with someone else..." squidward looks away.
"His name is Nye. Bill Nye."
"Goodbye."
Squirdward squabbled away, dabbing before he left.
"NOOOO!" Sponge bob screamed in agony before his tears began to fall, his body absorbing all of it making him bloat up like a balloon.
As squidward was leaving the house they were just in exploded due to SpongeBobs absorbent sad body.