Hi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake?
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀
[peter parker x reader]*
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Please, Toe Knee I'll even call you by your real name
Tony Tempting, but Area 51 doesn't have aliens
Well then... FACK YOU, TOE KNEE STANK
Tony I don't know if I should be offended or not. Should I be offended
Thor Yes
Tony The [sᴛᴇᴠᴇʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]?
✆Ｔｅｘｔ✆ ╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗ ╚ Bold- liz & mj ╝
I HAVE CRUSH! HELP Also Area 51 apparently doesn't have aliens so now all my dreams are crushed
Liz Dammit. I was really hoping to get an alien boyfriend after the raid
MJ How would you know??
Apparently Tony Stark bought Area 51 and when I asked him to free the aliens he told me that there weren't any He told me to go to space if I wanted some aliens
MJ Well that's lame. I'm still showing up to get some light protesting in
Liz Ok, but what about this crush thing. Is it about that same person who you did the love compatibility calculator for?
MJ Wait, when did that happen
Idk but it gave me 100% and then I had a midlife crisis, so that was fun And yes, it's the same guy
MJ She likes Peter
Liz Parker?
MJ Yeah. I see her spying on him when we have decathlon practice. She's not even on the team. She just stares at him through the windows
That's false! And I'm not in love with Peter! Maybe I just like staring through school windows!!!!
MJ Right, you like staring into school windows so you can stalk your crush Peter Parker
Well maybe I have a crush on Flash
Liz No you don't. You called me the other day just so you could scream that, and I quote, "WANT TO YEET HIM OUT OF A FACKING WINDOW!"
Ned?
MJ You don't stare at Ned. You stare at Peter
Maybe I was bewitched
Liz I don't even know what fack means but I'm assuming it's some joke that I don't understand
It's to get past the Steve Rogers censor And for the last time, I DO NOT STARE AT PETER PARKER!!
MJ You kinda do
Liz The two of you would be cute together now that I think of it
Hahahaha I don't have a crush on him That would be absurd If anything I have a crush on Spider-Man
MJ Conspiracy theory: Peter is Spider-Man
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Liz That ain't gonna work sis
MJ Ok, but like my theory is backed by science
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MJ You're just proving my theory further
Peter's not Spider-Man That would be absurd
Liz You literally just said the same thing about liking Peter so...
Well, would you look at the time. It's I don't give a shit o'clock
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MJ I want to be proud of you for that but like Peter is Spider-Man and you know it
Who's Spider-Man?
Liz It makes sense tho. He told me he was sorry the day I left after my dad was arrested and he left me at homecoming, which coincidentally is the same night my dad was arrested
MJ Seeeeeee! SCIENCE
Peter Parker? I don't know him
MJ Than who do you think is Spider-Man if it's not Peter??
Maybe you're Spider-Man. Ever think of that
MJ I'm taller than Spider-Man so no
If I can get proof that he's not Spider-Man, will you believe me??
Liz Sure, you have until tomorrow night with photographic evidence. We won't tell anyone once you tell us
Oh my god I'm going to be murdered by the avengers
✆ᏟᎪᏞᏞ✆ ╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗ ╚ Bold- peter ╝
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M ABOUT THE FACKING DIE BITCH!
