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> I'm so drained.

- Yes, yes, I know, but you need to get through this

> But it's so boring!

- You need to do boring things to do fun things.

> That's so dumb. I hate it! I hate this!

- You're acting like a child. Grow up, for goodness' sake, you've done this forever, and you know that it's important.

> I don't care.

- Oh yes you do. Now concentrate. This next bit might be important.

> But what if it isn't?

- Well, the bit after that might be important.

- Look, it's not much longer now, okay? I hate this just as much as you do. Just hold on for a little longer, okay?

>

> If a tree falls in a forest, but no one hears or sees it, does it really fall?

- What?

> You heard me. If a tree-

- Yeah, okay, I know what you said. Just- what the fuck?

> It's a philosophical question!

- And this is relevant because...?

> What do you think about it?

- What do I think? Hmm...

- I think you need to listen to what's going on.

> Urg! You're so boring sometimes!

- I know.

-

- But isn't it kind of obvious? Of course it fell! Just because no one else saw it, doesn't mean it didn't happen.

> Really?

- Well, yeah.

> Huh. I disagree.

- Why's that?

> Well, no one else saw it. It doesn't exist in anyone else's minds – except for the tree's. So it didn't happen. Not really.

>

> Oh, and this assuming the tree has feelings.

- Seriously?

> Yeah! 'cause otherwise it exists in no one's mind, and that's dumb. You know, I saw something about that. Apparently, scientists believe that plants-

- Oh for god's-

- What did I say about concentration? Come on – it's only ten minutes now. It'll be quick and painless.

> Pfft. That's a lie and you know it.

- There's no winning with you, is there?


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