Ned
I feel like I'm getting stabbed in the heart... oh wait, I am
*clears throat*
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Peter
I save all of your asses on the daily and this is the thanks I get? So disrespectful
Suffer
Peter
Been there, done that
Ned
That's a whole ass mood
I'll take my thanksgiving turkey with a nice side of suffering
Peter
That doesn't sound that appetizing
Stop judging my life choices, PeTeR
Ned
Y'all spicy
Peter
WHAT.
THE.
Peter
FACK.
Ned
I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Peter
YES! THAT'S HOW IT FEELS!
100% sure that Loki said that during some point in his life
Ned
How would you know that? You never met him
I talk to Thor a lot. He tells me stories. It's always a good time
Peter
At this point, I feel like Thor accidentally adopted you without realizing it
Just like Tony did to you
Peter
Touché
Ned
I want to be accidentally adopted by an Avenger
Peter has Tony Stark (and Pepper Potts)
(Y/n) has Thor and Natasha Romanoff
I FEEL SO EXCLUDED
I feel like you would vibe well with Bruce Banner
Peter
I could see it. He radiates a similar chaotic energy
But would he vide with the Hulk? They're a packaged deal. Two for one kind of deal
Peter
If either of them knew you called them that, you'd probably become a (Y/n) pancake
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