[Title Unknown]- Should I Continue?

It’s only one “warm up” lap, yet I’m panting and sweaty like a madman in the tacky light blue uniforms we’re forced to wear for P.E. I kind of hope that it’s going to pour like crazy, but one glance up at the sky, and I know that’s never going to happen; it’s crystal clear up there.

After my oh-so-easy lap, we filed down the stairs to the weight room where we’re forced to listen to 80’s music while doing our exercises. For other people, it’s easy-peasy. But I’m not all steroided out like the kids in my class-- isn’t it funny how I end up with all the athletes in my class?-- so I end up just lifting thirty pounds for fifteen reps while they all set their machines for hundred-pounds for thirty reps.

“Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive...” The radio sings.

Fast forward to thirty minutes later, and I’m letting the freezing cold water hit my face at full blast while I hear all the girls gossiping about the hottest trends and Johnny and how he has nice abs. But honestly, Johnny’s abs look like a sack of reject potatoes that were paced funny. I never understand what’s “hot” and what’s “fugly”, because most times, the things that I find absolutely jaw-dropping hot is what everyone else thinks ugly or “retarded”.

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“I love giraffasouroueseseseseseseses I mean, they are just so adorable, and cute, and pretty, and cute, and pretty, and cute, and tall, and dinosaur-like, but not too much... and a smudge unicorn-ish, and the rest giraffe like. Aww the puurfect creature...TO BAD ALREADY THOUGHT OF IT! HA! And that concludes my first day report.”

I always, always love the new kids, but this batch doesn’t seem right. This crazy chick Alli Droogaloogs, the poor girl had to take all these different meds every day to stay sane-- she told us. She seems like the type of girl who’d go crazy meeting Ky Booblay. I bet they’d be, like, besties for life.

Alli continues on to say how one day when she was walking home, she saw a fat squirrel bigger than her head ran out of the forest screaming, Who stole my nuts?! And how she took it home and what not. It was pretty hilarious. Poor girl.