Me : u r obligated to text me back?!

Anne : i don't think so

Me : u r so annoying..

Anne : & yet u r still txting me.

Me : be grateful!

Anne : not gonna happen seagull!

Me : I'm mad i'm not texting u anymore! :(

Anne : good, Thank God, i should throw a party!!!

Me : what?! Nevermind! I won't stop.

Anne : can i die?

Me : no

Anne : fck u

Me : woah, easy there, we ain't on that level yet but if u want it now, we can always arrange the time and place ;)

Anne : begone u thotter!

Me : nope can't do sweetheart, anw have u thought abt it?

Anne : abt what exactly?

Me : send me a selca?

Anne : yeah i have

Me : and?

Anne : not happening anytime soon.

Me : why?!

Anne : i told u, i hate taking selfies.

Me : u know how i look like and i don't know u, that's not fair!

Anne : in that case, well ur problem not mine ;).

Me : u r unbelievable.

Anne : 😊

Me : please? :(

Anne : no

Me : urgh, u r no fun.

Anne : yeah so i've been told.

Me : okay fine, but fyi I'm not giving up!

Anne : yeah good luck with that then.

Me : 😢

Anne : 😪 i rlly wanna be a rock in my next life.

Me : u sounds just like Yoongi hyung!

Anne : well he must have swag then unlike u.

Me : yah! U r so mean!

Anne : whimp.

Me : oh wow :(

Anne : i know I'm awesome.

Me : die!

Anne : I'm planning it.

Me : wait! No! Don't die..

Anne : aww r u worried abt me? Sweet.

Me : if u die i hv no one to annoys.

Anne : i believe u have Park Jimin.

Me : yeah right, but he has no jam, it's boring to annoy the shit out of him.

Anne : u really r the brat in the group aren't uu

Me : cutest brat alive according to ARMY ;)

Anne : yeah u r pretty cute.

Me : really? U r finally being nice to me? This is new, should i be concern? U r not dying r u? 'O'

Anne : but Taehyung is cuter..

Me : I KNOW IT, IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE 4 U 2 B NICE TO ME.

Anne : if u stop being a narcissistic brat, i'd consider it.

Me : it's not narcissistic if it's true.

Anne : and they say u r the shy one in the group?

Me : I'm shy, I'm pure, I'm just a kid!

Anne : ugh, then go drink ur banana milk and stop annoying me :(

Me : no, it's my new hobby.

Anne : u r my new pet peeves.

Me : deal with it sweetheart.

Anne : juancock!

Me : excuse me?!

Anne : u r excused. 😏

Me : i-

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