Randomly thought of this while writing in my ROTTMNT Boyfriend Scenarios book

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Meat Sweats: "I have some candy in my van!"

Levi: "Boi, how gullible d'you think I am?"

Draxum: "Move over, you don't know anything about kidnaping someone."

Levi: "Wait wha-"

Draxum: "I have some shipping fuel for your OTPs in my lab. *mumbles* I don't even know if I used any of those terms correctly..."

Levi: "Boi, sign me up, when we headin' over?"

Draxum: "Works every time."

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Leo: "You're not allowed to fall in love with me."

Levi: "No problem!"

Two hours later...

Levi: "ThErE'S a PROBleM."

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Donnie, pointing to a picture of 2012, 2003, and other versions of him and his brothers: "It's us!"

Me: "Oh my god-"

Levi: "Stay calm-"

Kevin: *hyperventilating*

Levi: "Everyone- Stay-Stay calm-"

Me: "HoW doEs hE knOW-"

Levi: "EVERyoNE be moRE LIkE ME aND STaY F*cKinG caLm-"

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Levi: "Swearing is illegal now."

Kevin: "Heck."

Levi: "You're ok thin f*cking ice."

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Me: "What to do..."

Dishes: "Hey! I need cleaning!"

Room: "So do I!"

Me: "Hm..."

Homework: "Over here!"

Me: "I wonder..."

Studying: "Me! Me!"

Sleep: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey."

Me:

Dishes:

Room:

Homework:

Studying:

Sleep: "Let's go?"

Me: "Yeah, m'kay."

Dishes: "Oh come on!"

Room: "Really?"

Homework: "Why do I even try?"

Studying: "Existing was a mistake."

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