Red skull: Could I have a word with you?
Steve: Are you going to kill me?
Red skull: What?no it's the opposite actually
Steve: .... I'm going to kill you?
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Steve: I got my shield
Pietro : I- WAH?
Clint: don't worry I got mine too * hold Pietro in front of him*
Pietro: *has a bitch face on*
Wanda: don't worry your doing great sweetie
*hold camera*
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Tony: Peter do you homework
*five minutes later *
Tony: Friday disable Karen there giving Peter answers to his homework
Karen: mR. sTaRk hE's ThrEaTEnEd tO rEplAce mE wItH sIri
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Thanos: *going to snap his fingers*
Everyone in the fandom: bitch you motherfucking thought lmao *holds reverse card*
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Peter: So what you saying Mr. Thor is that you have a fake eye?
Thor: ... yes...
Peter: ew that gross
Thor: rude
Peter: Can I touch it?
Tony:PeTEr?!
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Steve: Why would anyone have handcuffs?!
Bucky: I mean y/n and I-
Y/n : *glares at bucky*
Bucky: .... wouldn't know.. did you say something?!?
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Steve: I want to be more than friends
Y/n: best friends?!
Steve: more than that
Y/n: super best friends?!
Steve:________________________________
Y/n: All right listen up here you little shits
The team: *offended*
Y/n: oh not you Steve you stay right there and be an angel 😇
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The guys in the team: we deserve better
The girls: Are you ser-
Y/n: I support men's rights
The guys: thank y-
Y/n : Men's right to shut the fuck up
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Y/n: Peter I have something to get off my chest
Peter: *closes eyes and crosses fingers* please be your shirt... please be your shirt... please
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