Creepypasta Random Thing [DISCONTINUED]

Randomness 3

Loneliness: everybody has a gay cousin..

BRVR: B*tch i don't have a gay cous--- *realized*

BRVR: wait, oh sh*t i am the gay cou---- Oh maw gawd

Loneliness: really? =___=

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Nemesis: * memegang pintu membuka untuk Dokter Irina * Setelah Anda.

Doctor Irina: Tidak, setelah kamu.

Nemesis: saya bersikeras, setelah Anda.

Jeff: * Mendesak melewati mereka berdua * setelah saya.

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Lazari: i wish i had the ability to make boys really nervous.

Zalgo: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick to me.

Slenderman: as a boy, i can confirm that this makes me really nervous. And Zalgo, stop teaching the kid things like that!

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Disk: *nyetel lagu Seventeen dari Heathers the musical*

Semua: CAN'T WE BE SEVENTEEN? IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?~

Me: IF YOU COULD LET ME IN-----

Semua: WE COULD JUST KILL YOU!!!

Me: No! Itu lirik yang salah!

Slenderman: um... tidak karena mereka semua rata2 adalah remaja dan mereka jadi pembunuh umur segitu... dan ya mereka siap buat bunuh siapapun

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Jay: i know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in the cave.

Alex: believe me, i've thought about it.

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Bloody painter: HEI MENGAPA KALIAN TIDAK PERNAH MENJAWAB TEKS YANG KUKIRIM?!

Pinkamena: apa itu, Sayap ayam untuk makan malam?

The observer: kenapa tidak ada yang mendengarkan ku?

Ani the wight: aku akan pergi ke kamar mandi, apakah Ada yang ingin ikut?

Elska Ruth: tunggu apa? Bisakah Anda ulangi bahwa aku sedang bingung.

Arcane: ini mengingatkan aku pada satu kali * ulangi cerita yang sama dua kali seminggu*

Dollmaker: ah waeee.

Rouge: kamu mau mati?

Homicidal Liu: you're all SUFFOCATING me, move away i need to breathe!

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Brian (Hoodie): if i had a gun with two bullets and i was in a room with Tim (Masky), Jay (Skully), and Alex, i would shoot Alex twice.

(That is totally Brian tbh xD)

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Cry! Virus: i have the urge to do something stupid

Cry! Madness: *mutters* so if i do something stupid, would you do me?

Everyone: ........ <=== Le pregnanante silence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cry! Madness: uh, i mean..... you must want to.... do yourself..... because you sure are something stupid

Offenderman, in the background: That was as smooth as the sandpaper.

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Kagekao (is learning english): what are friends with benefits?

Suicide Sadie: ..... a very special type of friends....

Kagekao: ummm..... like us?

Suicide Sadie: *chokes*

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(This is happen when the CP member ships their other fellow CP like: Slender x Zalgo (im freakin sorry both of them my otp) )

All CP member: Do it! Do it! Do it! * chanting *

All CP member: Do it! Do it! Do it!

Zalgo: fuck it *lean over to Slenderman*

Slenderman: 0///0

All CP member: *more intensive chantting* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Zalgo: *kissing Slenderman*

Slenderman: @/////@

All CP member: AAAAHH WIWNAJQJSOHAUQKQLAJA *fangirls and fanboys screeching/screaming of happiness*

Me: YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! ☆//A//☆ *take a lot of picture*

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Author: ada tujuh kursi dan sepuluh orang. Apa yang akan kamu lakukan?

EJ: suruh semua orang berdiri.

Sally: Bawa tiga kursi lagi.

Toby: Yang paling penting bisa duduk.

Jeff: Bunuh mereka semua.

Semua CP: ide bagus *nyiapin senjata buat bunuh orang*

Author: ku setuju....

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Slenderman: jelaskan padaku bagaimana kalian berdua mengalami kecelakaan!

Splendorman: baik, kami sedang mengemudi dan ada seekor rusa di jalan dan Offender tidak memperhatikan jadi aku pun berkata: "Offender, rusa!"

Slenderman: lalu?

Trenderman: katakan padanya apa yang kamu jawab.

Offenderman:

Offenderman: [sigh] "ya, sunshine? "

Ini hanya brotherly momment!

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Kate the chaser: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

Squidward Suicide: general mathematics 6th edition.

Me: that is tru *cri*

Tbc...