I looked to my right to see Sandra, my pet werewolf. Last night he died and I'm scared that he is possessed, because he followed me to school. He keeps looking at me with creepy eyes that just look like toothbrushes. They're very round and wide.
"THAT'S THE COLOR OF MY TOOTHBRUSH!" I yelled.
"Please don't scream Johnny." My teacher, Ms. Booty, said towards me.
"BUT THE WEREWOLF STOLE MY TOOTHBRUSH!" I cried. She looked down and laughed, because she thinks I am joking. Stupid turtle. I looked over to punch the werewolf in the face, and take my toothbrush, but he wasn't there any more. I blinked, and Shrek was there!
"Me is love, me is life!" He screamed at me.
"OH NO!" I screamed, "SHREK PLEASE NO! DON'T STEAL MY SHIRT AGAIN!" I looked at the teacher for help, but she was laughing even more now.
"Take off your shirt!" He screamed at me, he now held a stick to my head. So I did as I was told. I didn't want to be poked my it.
"Johnny no!" Ms. Booty yelled at me as she looked at my shirt. I guess she wants to see my man nipples.
"Call me Mushroom," I said back to her, "now shut up Lolly." I took off my shirt, and everyone in the classroom looked at me.
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Totally Pointless, Completely Retarded
RandomJohnny, A.K.A. Mushroom, is a child with ADD. He is mentally retarded, and doesn't understand many things. But he is very creative. I wrote this so that there may be something that is actually funny on Wattpad. Not kidding. So I created a retarded c...
