16. DMs

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luhehemmings
i just wanted to thank u
for calling me cute

lukehemmings
u made my day :-)

calumhood
I have so many things to
say about that smiley face
but I won't and just say:
you're welcome

lukehemmings
everyone ALWAYS has
something to say about
that smiley 😔

lukehemmings
it's done nothing but have
a nose and constantly gets
bashed for it

lukehemmings
bUT

lukehemmings
i saw you're a photographer
your photos are so cooool

calumhood
were you stalking me ??

lukehemmings
i know i'm supposed to say
no but i want to talk about you
photographing shawn mendes so

calumhood
that was in February–
but he's a lovely guy

lukehemmings
you're very handsome 😩
and i know that because
your friend ashton constantly
posts you

calumhood
you stalked ashton too ??

lukehemmings
listen:

lukehemmings
you NEVER post pictures
of yourself on your main 😡

lukehemmings
it's always just your VERY
cute dog in a b&w filter
(which i'm not mad about
but i wanna see you too)

lukehemmings
i HAD to do what i HAD to do
to see you 😡😡

calumhood
I'm flattered ??

lukehemmings
okay, now i sound extremely
insane but i promise i'm not 😳

calumhood
I'm a photographer, luke
I don't have time to be taking
pictures of myself when there's
other people who are PAYING me
to take THEIR picture

lukehemmings
hi, i'll pay you to take AND
post a selfie or picture of
yourself TODAY

calumhood
hi, I don't need money
but thanks 

lukehemmings
please 🥺

calumhood
okay, but I'm NOT doing it
because of the money

lukehemmings
if someone saw this
conversation with no
context–

lukehemmings
oh fun!! u left again !!

lukehemmings
i assume you're taking
the picture ??

lukehemmings
leave me on read if
you are 😍

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