You Dont Want To Know

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A portal opened up behind them as they disappeared

Izuku: yknow allmight Im disappointed your time limit is up and you still walk around just go home to inko
Allmight: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUNG MAN
Izuku: just go already
AM: HEAD TO THE POLICE STATION ILL MEET YOU THERE
Izuku: nope I'm out You'll see more of me though I'm gojng to UA
AM looked at him then jumped away 'HOW DOES HE KNOW'
Ten months training montage time

Month 1 Izuku chilled at home occasionally practicing with meliodas, escanor and ban

Month 2 Izuku did nothing

All other months he did nothing
Izuku: that was some amazing training
Ban: runt you did nothing
Izuku: finnneeee how about I go to purgatory for 5 days and see how I do
Meliodas: go ahead we'll be waiting and after that the exam don't forget befriend them all then backstab em
Izuku: cool seeya
Izuku spent those days on purgatory
5 days later
*knock knock*
Hawk: who could that be it better be ban he owes me his cooking
Izuku: h-h-hey haw-
Izuku fell to the floor tired
Ban: runt survived without full fledged passing out until now impressive
Meliodas: hey get him ready we got some things to do
Izuku was awoken by meliodas laughing and ban screaming
Ban:YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE INHERITED YOUR PERVERTEDNESS
Meliodas: I guess
Elain: WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY
Izuku: guys chill I just woke up
Elain: oh hey cinnamon roll nice to see you up you slept for a day so hurry and go to UA while I PUNISH THESE TWO IDIOTS
Izuku: o-o-Okay mum bye oh and dad try stay alive
Ban: I'm immortal but even this might kill me
Izuku ran to UA shirtless
(Izuku does have a quirk I'll explain later)
Izuku: something's off
Izuku just kept on running though he eventually came up to UA
Izuku: okay exam will start soon
Izuku walked in and sat down getting many stares
Present Mic: HELLO EVERYONE
Izuku: you look like a giraffe because of that hair
Present mic: eh
People: hehehe
Present mic: OKAH FORGET YHAT LETS GET ON (I'm solo lazy so skip to Iidas interruption
Iida: EXCUSE ME SIR BUT ON THE SHEET IT SAYS 4 ROBITS BUT YOU HAVE STATED 3 IF THIS IS A ERROR THIS IS HIGHLY DISAPPOINTING AMD YOU GREEN AND YELLOW HAIR PUT A SHORT ON AND DONT BE RUDE
Izuku: you look like a human sonic the hedgehog but slower
People: hehe
Present mic: OKAY LET ME CARRY ON (SKIPPU)
Izuku was walking around befriending everyone and came up with a plan to help people get points
Izuku: okay everyone that's in on my plan my names kazike and LETS DO THIS
Everyone: YEAH
Present mic announced start and they all ran and started getting points while Izuku just waited and saw momo yayarouzu
Izuku: hey momo
Momo: kazike! Nice to meet you again
'Damn she thicccccccccc'
Izuku: yeah you too I'm gonna help some more people before it happens seeya
Momo: Wait what's it
Izuku just ran grinning to himself
10 minutes later
All people doing the test were teleported to the place where Izuku was
Present mic: YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE IS TO IMPRESS IZUKU MIDORIYA OR KAZIKE AS HIS FAKE NAME
Izuku: wasabi so all y'all need to do is impress me with your power and you'll get through
Katsuki: EASY ENOUGH MIDORIYA
Katsuki rushes Izuku and threw a punch only for it to be blocked and returned with 20 times the force
Izuku: See I know his power I know he will get through I know who will get through but that could change so come at me!
Everyone ran at him but no one ever hit him he could of avoided Katsuki attacks but he didn't to fill his ego for a time later
Izuku: *yawn* y'all are boring get like dad in here hell beat y'all up
Aizawa: ban you up for it
Ban: sure I'll go
Ban jumped through the window and landed
Ban: Izuku tell elain I'll be home soon just gotta deal with some runts
Izuku: cool dad
Izuku walked away and left
The fight carried on until ban had everyone on the ground some even bleeding
Ban: hey Katsuki I think I'll have a deal with ya
Katsuki: and what's that
Ban: you stab me in the head you guarantee hey through if not well you can't come into UA
Katsuki got up and looked at him as bam through a sword a Katsuki he caught it and said
Katsuki: you can be healed I hope cause this'll hurt
Katsuki stabbed him in the head and he stood there and took it
Ban: know this runt you'll never in a thousand years be better than me or my son or the others like me let that sink in
Ban disappeared and left Katsuki standing there with a bloody sword
Katsuki: WHAT THE FUCK
you expected it to end here for a normal chapter NOPE!
Ban appeared outside the boar hut
Ban: let's not get a beating like today..... IM HOME
Elain: hey ban we got somethin for ya
Ban: oh no
Ban walked into the living room with Izuku sitting there his hair covering his eyes
Elain: I read his mind and turns out there's a girl he likes
Ban:NANI WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE
Meliodas:WAIT DID YOU SAY HE LIKES A
GIRL DOES SHE HAVE BIG TIDDES OR A CURVED BODY DOES SHE LOOK SE-
Diane: No meliodas don't
She hit him on the head shutting him up
Izuku: can I go I got stuff to do
Elain: okay cinnamon roll go do your stuff or do what teenagers do
Izuku: cool I'm going to go to sleep
(I'll rewrite this chapter but for now deal with the time skips)
First day of UA
'Those idiots better not be in my class'
Izuku opened the door to see Iida and katsuki arguing but then they all stopped Iida ochacko shinso And mina all ran up to him and screamed
"LIAR THAT WAS MEAN"
Izuku: what did i do
???:brats be quite I'm your home room teacher Just call me Ban
Izuku: Old man your are homeroom teacher?
Ban: yeah runt Shutup everyone get these things on and meet me outside
Everyone did as they were told but in the boys locker room
Kirishima: woah dude that scar on your chest and those tattoos they look awesome
Iida: I think it's inappropriate for you to have tattoos 
Izuku: you dumbass it's part of my power
Iida: Oh
Izuku: and if your wondering the scar is from my dad he went a bit overboard once using magic and was able to put a permanent scar on me
Kirishima: Magic?
Izuku: never mind let's hurry up

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