Dear Diary,
Today I went to Pein and offered him a piece of my brain.
I wanted to be a good Akatsuki member and knew that's would it took to be one.
He looked at me funny and said he didn't want it. So now my brain is not good enough for him?
I mean, my brain is still fresh and young, not stuffed with useless information and
I'm pretty sure I'm one of the smartest around here. He should be happy to eat my brain.
But nooo, he had to decline. Bastard.
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.
